IT’S SEASON 3, BITCHES!!! We settle in for the Season 3 premiere, reacting to the twists and turns of Archie’s trial; gushing about all the summer pool party looks; pleading with Betty to see a therapist forreal; and speculating wildly about what the Gargoyle King is and what happened with Betty’s seizure/potential hallucination of a baby fire ritual! Rebecca already hates Edgar from the Farm with a burning hot passion before we’ve even seen him, and Maria makes the case that “SweetPussy” should be the ship name for the new Sweet Pea/Josie ship. Buckle in, y’all, it’s gonna be a wild season and we’re so excited!

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 49:16 - 57:24 if you’re not all caught up!

We watch Riverdale 1x09 - “Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion,” an ICONIC ep where SO. MUCH. HAPPENS! From laughing about all the Blossom family nonsense at the tree tapping ceremony to gushing about supportive and soft Bughead to being generally in awe of the iconic Alice throwing a BRICK at Hal scene to ruminating on Rebecca’s theory that Archie is a golden retriever who can be trained - this is a jam-packed, super fun ep!

(For all who are caught up, we talk the Archie-Jughead-Fred dynamic, how we want Veronica to transform from Daddy’s girl to full on socialist in Season 3, our thoughts on Moose and Kevin being a thing in the new season, and more!)

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 39:13 - 52:37 if you’re not all caught up!

featuring guest Maria’s boyfriend/B4B tech consultant/our roommate Jeff McHale, who is completely caught up on Riverdale and has opinions

We watch Riverdale 1x08 - “Chapter Eight: The Outsiders,” the episode with Polly’s baby shower! Our guest Jeff is a major FP stan, so we eat up all the FP Jones and Fred Andrews RiverDad angst, gush about the adorable Bughead relationship development moments, sing “Leave (Get Out)” by JoJo to Hal when Alice kicks his patriarchal ass out of the house, and more!

(For all who are caught up, this is a long Spoiler Time! Highlights include us talking about how much we miss Josie and the Pussycats and want them back in Season 3, Archie’s pattern of doing super reckless things for his dad, Jughead talking about how he didn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps in 1x08 vs. where he’s at after Season 2, our hopes and theories about the Season 3 parent flashback episode, and more!)

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 43:26 - 55:18 if you’re not all caught up!

featuring guest first-time Riverdale watcher Kayla Tostevin!

We watch Riverdale 1x07 - “Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place,” with our guest Kayla experiencing the wild antics of Riverdale for the very first time. We make fun of Veronica’s club night rebellion against her mother for forging her signature, squeal about all the cute Bughead scenes, and talk a lot about the Archie and Jughead friendship because we LOVE friendship!

(For all who are caught up, during Spoiler Time we return to Rebecca’s theory that Betty’s wig is actually Polly’s wig that Betty took, laugh about FP’s consistently bad snake references, and talk about a bunch of Season 3 news and theories!)

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 56:00 - 1:00:18 if you’re not all caught up!

featuring guest first-time Riverdale watcher Jonathan Gutierrez!

BUGHEAD FIRST KISS EPISODE! The Variety Show! Fred and Hermione! Archie and Val! In addition to pointing out literally EVERY romantic sleuthing Bughead moment, we feel all the feelings along with Josie and Veronica as they both experience some #daddyissues and our guest Jon absolutely ROASTS Archie’s Variety Show performance.

(For all who are caught up, we talk Cooper fam and Sisters of Quiet Mercy Season 2 parallels and get excited for the Season 3 cult plotline!)

**We talk about a very visual but important underrated Bughead moment from 1x06 around 13:20 - 13:50 in the podcast. The moment can be found around 5:45 in Riverdale 1x06.**

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 52:07 - 1:04:44 if you’re not all caught up!

featuring our wonderful guests: new Riverdale watcher Jake Catsaros and fellow Riverdale diva Nick Giordano

It’s Jason Blossom’s memorial service, y’all. Listen to us squeal about Bughead investigating during the memorial service, lament about the emotional abuse inflicted on Cheryl by the Blossom parents and remind the universe that Cheryl needs therapy, and, to keep things light, make fun of Archie for being Troy Bolton af!

(For all who are caught up, we have a nice, long spoiler time, complete with thoughts about how gay Cheryl is, some Season 2 parallels about Hal and his home movies, and snippets of Season 3 news!)

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 48:17 - 1:01:21 if you’re not all caught up!

DRIVE-IN EPISODE! Listen to us get in our last jabs at Predator Grundy as the plotline comes to a close, gush about the introduction of star-crossed lovers Kevin and Joaquin, point out every single tiny Bughead interaction (because of who we are as people), analyze Jughead as we learn more about where he’s from, and, of course, suggest in sing-songy voices that multiple characters could benefit from some therap-yyy!

(For all who ARE caught up, we have a really fun Spoiler Time with a LOT of Season 2 parallels. Highlights include flyering to save the drive-in as the beginning of Jughead’s activist journey, the Nancy Drew Detective Handbook, and the significance of Archie’s parting gift for Ms. Grundy - if you know what we mean.)

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 45:27 - 54:22 if you’re not all caught up! During Spoiler Time, for everyone who is caught up, we’ll talk Season 2 parallels (especially about Dark Betty!!) and Season 3 hopes/theories!

featuring our wonderful guest David Carliner, author of GAY BY MAY, a hilarious and beautiful memoir

Listen to us gush about the first Bughead Blue and Gold scene, give an array of reactions and analyses about the introduction of “Dark Betty,” cheer on the ladies of Riverdale as they seek #JusticeforEthel, and more! Plus, as an Eagle Scout, David provides his expert perspective on Dilton Doiley and his Adventure Scouts.

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 47:49 - 56:00 if you’re not all caught up! We’ll talk Season 2 parallels, Season 3 hopes/theories, and pre-canon-era-Bughead headcanons during Spoiler Time for everyone who is caught up!

featuring our wonderful first guests bodysuited up and watching with us: Gambrill Foster (first-time Riverdale watcher) and Sofia DiPasquale (seasoned Riverdale fan)!

Listen to us continue to rant about how much we hate Predator Grundy, gush about the iconic first core four booth scene, sing along to the Josie and the Pussycats pep rally “Candy” performance, and Gambrill tells us her theories on who killed Jason Blossom. Oh, and it wouldn’t be Bodysuits For Bughead without Maria and Rebecca freaking out about the first official Bughead scene, even if it is just prolonged eye contact.

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.

Welcome to our hiatus-long #RiverdaleRewatch! Our rewatch episodes are spoiler-free for most of the ep for our first-time Riverdale watchers. Avoid “Spoiler Time” from 46:35 - 53:20 if you’re not all caught up! If you ARE all caught up: we’ll talk Season 2 parallels, Season 3 hopes/theories, and pre-canon-era-Bughead headcanons during Spoiler Time.

We watch the very first episode, Riverdale 1x01 - “Chapter One: The River’s Edge,” a solid ass pilot in our humble opinions. We freak out over a clue Josie gives about where Riverdale is that we had previously overlooked, begin voicing our deep hatred for Child Predator Geraldine Grundy, rant about why we hate love triangles and why we’re glad Riverdale put the Betty/Veronica/Archie love triangle to bed in the pilot, talk about how WILD Riverdale is for making Betty and Veronica the first kiss of the show, and so much more!

As always, check out our bodysuit looks on Insta at bodysuits4bughead or Twitter at B4B_Podcast.