Also, Shadows. And Tears in the Rain. And about 60% water. Whatever, this is the Season 1 finale. We did it!

It's time we had some time alone. Special Guest: Celsius Fahrenheit

You know how the cool part of Portal is when you start peeling back the shiny facade of Aperture Lab's testing facility and realize that there was an unseen character who managed to live inside the walls, carving a life for themselves without ever being detected? This is unrelated to our show, but I think it's neat. Special Guests: Celsius Fahrenheit and Max Wittstein

Today's episode is brought to you by Character Profiles and the letter Ooo. Special Guests: Elisa Hansen and Paul Schuler.

In this episode, Matt learns about the tensile strength of infants, while Tucker spends waaaaay too long in a hallway.

On today's episode, Tucker chases the big win while Matt witnesses a big score. This show is still about Bohemian Rhapsody.

There are some of you out there who, when learning the premise of the episode, probably chose some lines that you were most in hearing what take we go with. This episode, my strawman argument listener, is just such an episode. Yes, at long last, we will finally discuss one of the most iconic lines of Bohemian Rhapsody: For Me, For Me. You're welcome. Special Guest: Eric Honor

Matt here. I told Tucker that I'd handle uploading today's episode so that he could get some of that sleep he's heard stories about, but I really wanted to make sure he never checked the recording. I drop the real truth behind the Trial of the Centuries that Tucker doesn't want you to know. Who got to him? I think I know, but I'll need to dig. Tune in. Or download. I'm not really sure how any of this works. I'm Matt Gallo.

In which Matt and Tucker discuss contrarianism in the Beouf. Don't...just don't picture it. You are, aren't you? You naaastay.

In today's episode, Matt and Tucker show off some of what's behind the curtain, and are shown something under a sheet.

Special guest: Laura Sturges-Cortez