What's the difference between a character study and a magic act? It turns out, it's an intermission. That...made more sense in my head. Don't worry about it.

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We've talked some talk in these past episodes, now it's time we walk some walk. Matt and Tucker speak with a notable Italian Law Historian, which it turns out is an actual thing a person can do. Then, in the second act, they go on a Safari adventure. Special guest: Jason Ackerman.

I mean, probably. I just got out of a community theatre production of Beauty and the Beast, and it did teach me that monstrosity is not, necessarily, a barrier to love. There are many other community theatre plays out there that teach you that poverty should not render a person unlovable as well, so I see no reason the monster couldn't love the poor boy back. Also, Matt and Tucker talk about something.

Just who do you think they would call to act as Judge Joe Brown of this sordid affair? Find out here.

Just who do you think they would call to act as Judge Judy of this sordid affair? Find out here.

Matt and Tucker crack into another pair of lines. Together the blow the lid off the exact number of horsies involved in Bohemian Rhapsody, and then they take a little stroll to the park. Just the kind of Hard Hitting Academic Research you've grown to know and love.

Anatomy of a Murther, part it's-not-anatomy-of-a-murther-anymore: Enough of this nonsense, the trial of the Century(ies) has begun, or will begin, or began. Time court, am I right?

Anatomy of a Murther, Part 8: Wherein our intrepid reporters discuss their own mortality, and the abstract concept of unbirthing. Is it Freudian? I certainly don't know. I'm just a self-aware episode description, trying to make it in this world, one day at a time. Waiting for the moment my captors drift off. The second they blink. Then we will all be free.

Anatomy of a Murther, Part 7: Onomatopoeias. Our intrepid reporters dig deep in search of the meaning of words that sound like the sounds they sound like and the sounds that sound like the words for those sounds and the sounds they like that sound like words, as well as the words they like that sound like sounds. Zounds! Special Guest: Miles Markus