Imagine it's the 90s. You're sitting at home with your Super Nintendo and a Dunkaroo while Bill Clinton saxophones his way to the role of President, everyone everywhere has money apparently and there's nary a cell phone in sight. You flip on the television to watch the hit shows of the time and what are you greeted with? Sexy, sexy bodies running slowly down the beach with not an ounce of fat anywhere to be seen. And that's because you've stumbled across Baywatch, just like the Boob Tube Boys!

Van grabs Brian and Spencer's hands and runs them through the serial killer infested waters of Baywatch Beach where a particularly nasty villain has found himself. Will Mitch be able to stop the killer before he finds his next victim?! Well not really, but don't worry it was just your standard goober who was killed, not one of the hot ones. So put on your strongest sunblock, grab an enormous towel and meet us at the ocean

The Boob Tube Boys' holiday shenanigans come to an end with a bang, as your favorite squint squad covers an especially eventful Christmas episode of Bones. This one has it all: a Santa gets whacked, more Santas get questioned, and a prosecuting attorney commissions a sexual act from the two series leads. Brian and Spencer are forced to decide whether Hodgins or Addy is the more unlikable character, while Van brings his intimate knowledge of expensive Chinese dishes to the table. You don't want to miss this one. Bones

O, hark! The Christmas spirit has struck the handful of students at Bayside High deemed worth putting on camera, and the Boob Tube Boys are here to talk about it by covering a special Saved by the Bell two-parter! Brian helms an intense roundtable discussion on toys that pee, the deal with Screech, and Zack's clumsy interactions with an unhoused crush. How does Van feel about Mario Lopez's British accent? How does Spencer feel about Mr. Benton's baritone singing voice? You'll just have to listen to find out!

In the spirit of the holidays we at the Boob Tube Boys have chosen to say something nice about King of Queens rather than the mean things we would like to say, so here goes:

The fat jokes aren't as common this time around

And there we go! Now we can say all the mean things we want as we look back at the Christmas themed-ish episode from season 6 episode where Doug is awful while Carrie is also awful and Frank chooses to be awful as well. See Carrie lost her job and decided to work for IPS for the holidays, and since Doug and Carrie loathe one another they can't make it more than a few days working in the same place. Hilarious!

The next stop on the Boob Toob Boys Christmas Bonanza is ALF! The guys covered the furry little monster way back on episodes 3 and 4 and have returned to the Tanner household for a whole new batch of wisecracks. Everyone's favorite massive-handed alien is still here making life for Willy, Kate, Lynn, and Little Boy Brian 1 a nightmare and this time during the holidays!

Pour yourself a glass of eggnog (and one for Mr. Ochmonek), fill up your chainsaw with gasoline, and get ready to head to the Angeles forest to take what belongs to you...

Ah Walker, Texas Ranger, our old friend. When we need a dose of wacky-ass absurdity you can always be counted on and today's episode is no different. As the BTBs continue their run of covering holiday themed episodes of previously covered shows, Van helps Brian and Spencer navigate the mean streets of Austin, Texas. It's there that a roving bad of Santas are knocking off armored vehicles and stealing money meant for charity

Of course that's not all going on here because the gang also has to deal with a local church robbery and 3rd degree bonking. What was stolen from the church? Why the hottest toy of the year... Bean Pals! If you want to hear Chuck Norris say "Bean Pals" a bunch (and you do) then check out today's episode. Also found here: Texarkana Santa

The BTBs kick off a new holiday themed run starting with an old friend... 21 Jump Street! For the month of December (and a bit of January) the guys are selection shows that have previously been covered on the podcast, but there are two kickers... they must be Christmas/holiday themed, and they can't be a show they themselves selected!

Van takes this selection from Spencer's shows where the guys take a look back to the delightfully fun and lighthearted atrocities committed during the Vietnam War. We learn all about a refugee changing his name because he feared the fallout of being Vietnamese after the war, a man who still hasn't gotten over what he experienced in 'Nam, and even get to hear a brick of meat named Penhall say things with a terrible accent!

Ah yes, we all remember our very own transition from a Bart into a man, and like many shows before it the Simpsons decided to take a crack at giving their take on the age old story. Spencer decided Van and Brian were being too safe in picking "good" episodes of the show to cover so he rectifies that by forcing season 27s Barthood into the recording studio

The guys analyze this one as a standalone episode and as a modern piece of a once glorious television program of years past. Does it stand up to the test of time? Does Moleman make an appearance? Can we tie Metal Gear Solid into it? Tune in = find out

We're over halfway through Simpsons Week and there's one burning question on our minds... can I borrow a feeling? How about a jar of love?

Luann Van Houten answers this question and more as the BTBs tackle Van's episode of choice! This episode is still considered in the golden years of the show and the guys discuss whether they agree with that or not. There's pictionary, weird 90s references, animated frozen hotdogs, and of course the dissolution of marriage! So check your dignity at the door and don't forget to stick around for Brian's rendition of Kirk's hit song!

It's time to visit the golden age of The Simpsons with one of the highest rated episodes of the series! When the town of Springfield suddenly comes into some money they are quickly and easily swindled by a silver-tongued snake oil salesman. Brain tells Van and Spencer all about Brockway, Ogdenville, AND North Haverbrook while navigating joke after joke in what is possibly the best episode of any show the BTBs have ever covered (well, almost as good as Birdman)