It's time for opening arguments as the Boob Tubers cover an important grandpa lawyer show from Brian's childhood, Matlock! Van and Spencer are inducted into Matlock's world by meeting a real thumper of a theme song, the Future Now cult, and legal assistant/MMA fighter Tyler. Who's the better cult leader, Joshua Bradberry or Ezra Smith? Is the principal from California Dreams the world's foremost brainwashing expert? This episode aims to answer these hard-hitting questions and more

Have you ever forced a coworker to sit in your car with you while you eat a delicious, stuffed, mincemeat pie? No? Well then you must not be Francis, the star of the Casketeers! He's up to old tricks again as he grapples with his recent Gastric Bypass Surgery but don't worry because Spencer, Brian, and Van are here to comment on his every scrumptious bite. The guys talk all about the Tipene funeral home and give final thoughts on the series as a show. Is it better than Duck Dynasty? (Well, yes. But for the sake of the narrative bear with us) Tune in to find out!

New Zealand's hit corpse reality television program didn't initially have episode titles, but Spencer, Brian, and Van remedy that and help out the charming Tipene family by christening S1 E5 "Tape Gun Troubles!" Spencer tackles this episode with aplomb as he desperately tries to walk the fine line between tragedy and fat jokes, which honestly is nothing new for the Boob Tube Boys

This episode has everything you could ever want- Jamiroquai, whimsy, meat pies, and of course necromancy. Whoops... no not that last one

Since season 1 of Andromeda behind the scenes some big things have happened. Chief among them was the exit of series showrunner Robert Hewitt Wolfe due 'star' Kevin Sorbo demanding the show focus on his character more. We explore this season 4 episode to decide if that was at all a good idea, and spoiler alert, it sure isn't!

Van, Brain, and Spencer slog through what might be one of the worst shows they've covered in Boob Tube Boys history. It's so bad that even a blowjob witch, sentient body armor, and Nia Peeples can't save it!

We decided to take Babylon 5, strip all the wonder and fun out of it, shove the big, dumb star of Hercules into it and out popped today's show, Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda! Kevin Sorbo places himself in front of the camera while two robots get busy as Van, Brian, and Spencer tackle another space show. Is this one as good at the others? Well... no, but there are robots having sex!

The BTBs are back for round two of Melrose Place's unrelenting attempts at flirtation. None of the hosts thought things could get any wilder than last week, but that's before they met a greasy vagabond named Chas. Are Kimberly and Michael still evil? Are they somehow more evil?! Why would anyone marry Billy? Will Sarah ever measure up to Terry Stevens? Brian, Van, and Spencer have all the answers. Take your pants off seductively and press play!

Freshen your breath, put on your hottest 'fit, and loosen up with a glass of wine. It's time for the 69th episode of Boob Tube Boys, and there's no better way to celebrate than by covering Melrose Place. Brian guides Van and Spencer through a world of apartment complex pools, gaslighting, and sexual dreams about nature. You'll learn all about night picnics and corporate retreats, so you don't want to miss this sultry, sweaty episode. Unless you're some sort of prude!

Did you ever sit down and think "you know what Coach needs? Euthanasia! Well OK, you might have thought about that happening TO Coach, but this isn't like that. We get a Luther-centric episode of the 1990s heavyweight sitcom in which his beloved pet hound dog Quincy assaults the college band leader (whose name is Riley Pringle). Because Coach is an asshole, Mr. Pringle takes the dog to court and a judge sentences the very good boy TO DEATH

It's a harrowing half hour where a sad old man reminisces about the good times with his death row dog, and yes, all of that is real

Hut hut! Football! It's Hail Mary time for the BTBs as Coach Spencer runs down the playbook with Defensive Coordinator Brian Vaughan and Towel Boy Van Lee. That playbook? An early season episode of the 90s sitcom Coach starring Craig T. Nelson! Listen in to find out just how good of a coach Coach can be when Coach has to help Rob Schneider make friends. And that's real!

It has been four years since the last episode of Magnum P.I. we covered (in-universe I mean... it's been 7 days since WE last covered Magnum) and since you're all dying to know let's reveal that yes, of course the show still wants to make fun of uggo women with glasses! Unbelievably we have a second straight episode where an old friend/flame is coming back into our heroes lives but this time Magnum's old tutor says aloha as she recruits Magnum for a very special mission: find a missing dolphin!

Along the way we meet colorful characters, tight pants, mustaches, and oh yeah, terrorists strap a bomb to the missing dolphin and attempt to blow up a yacht containing the president of a fake nation. Magnum P.I. ladies and gentlemen!