Being lifelong friends the Boob Tube Boys have many things in common. They all love pizza, they all lived at this one house on Pinehurst in Springfield, Missouri at one point, and they of course all love the works of one Steven Seagal! Seagal typically saves his antics for the silver screen but one time Seagal managed to convince a show developer to give him a a 26 episode series that debuted in Spain (I'm not joking). True Justice is that show!

Listen in to hear Van guide Spencer and Brian onto the seedy streets of Seattle where Detective Elijah Kane (Seagal) and his band of misfit cops try to solve a series of ritualistic murders. Included are ancient Chinese secrets, a strip club where the dancers don't strip, two of the worst mustaches you've ever seen, and of course plenty of Seagal punches (provided you get within his three foot radius)

You know Seinfeld called itself the "show about nothing" but that statement is wholly incorrect when you take into account the wonder that is Father Knows Best. This week's episode of FKB is aptly titled "The Weaker Sex," and we say aptly because the show beats you over the head with the fact that women are of course inferior to men in every way. We learn this because Betty, our Anderson family teenage girl, is so desperate to get a date to the hottest social event of the year (the town picnic) she resorts to... gasp... asking a boy out herself?!

But don't worry. There to dish out sage advice as usual is the titular father, Jim. Jim explains ladies are dumber than fellas, despite also having Bud as a child. There's absolutely nothing else happening this episode, that's it. Enjoy!

70s years after Father Knows Best aired the BTBs are finally out to settle the question: does father know best? Spencer dives deep into FKB lore and imparts his wisdom on Van and Brian as the trio discovers the true value of a free spaghetti feed. Along they way they discuss Kathy's giant head, Bud being an insufferable teenager, and of course learn the best way to silence your detractors is to be invited to a gala as the honored guest of a famous author!

Look: maybe Bibleman is actually awesome. This week brings a very different episode featuring a new caped quoter of scripture and less concern for trimming the rough edges of an obviously low budget production. Van, Brian, and Spencer get tangled up in a world of high-tech business cards, a cackling bad guy, Bible Bowls, and the sweetest lil' southern dandy your ears ever did hear. Stick around until the end to find out what show (and what decade) Spencer chooses for the team next!

Put on your Sunday best and listen to what those lovely Boob Tube Boys have to say about the children's direct-to-video superhero show Bibleman! Brian guides Van and Spencer through the world of middle school bullies forged by magic dust, villain lair scenes that abruptly turn into music videos, and more tucked-in clothing than you'd see on a yacht in 1988. You'll be "Livin' La Furiosa" by the time the episode ends!

Sure the Vorlons are cool as hell, but so are the Shadows! That means it's up to Van, Brian, and Spencer to determine which made up space monster is the right choice to be our caretaker. To figure it out, the guys watch Babylon 5 S4 E6: "Into the Fire" in which our hero (a charming, well-groomed plank of a man) the Captain leads all of the universe's forces into battle to determine the fate of said universe. Is there a smug alien know it all? You betcha. Tune it to hear the guys not chant "Gyor! Gyor! Gyor!" for an hour and a half!

Imagine the coolest thing you can think of. Is it alien karate fights and weird space jargon? THEN IT ISN'T AS COOL AS THIS EPISODE!

Van, Brian, and Spencer strap on their spacesuits and rocket their way onto the Babylon 5 space station where they encounter space rabbis, weird ghoulish men creeping in the shadows, the weirdest hairline you've ever seen, and of course Gyor- the greatest fighter to ever grace the Mutai!

The BTBs return to the scary, violent world of pitting people against one another in deadly competitions only to actually instead take a look at the scary, violent world of... well... everyday life! Spencer, Brian, and Van check out Squid Game episode 2 where our characters vote to leave the Squid Compound only to realize life on the outside is possibly even worse for them. Is Gi-hun as big of a dick as it seemed in the first episode? Where did Sang-woo go to school? How many fingers does Ali have? And why is Sae-byeok constantly so melancholy?! Tune in to find out!

Have you ever wanted to hear the Boob Tube Boys butcher a bunch of Korean names for over an hour? No? Well tough because that's exactly what you're getting! The first episode of the hit Netflix series is up first and Spencer, Brian, and Van take a dive into the life of Gi-hun, a comically sad man with money problems who is introduced to a novel new way of making cash: playing pogs and bartering slaps. The boys talk the fresh legacy of the show and what they think of the beggining of the series!

We all know Yoyo can solve a crime, but can he bang?! Brian posits this question and more to Van and Spencer as the Boob Tubers return once more to the '70s cop-and-bot show Holmes and Yoyo. There's a burglar up to no good at the local motel, and the only TV-logical way to nab the culprit is to have Yoyo and Maxine pose as honeymooners to catch him in the act. Will our main characters get their man, or will the whole motel find out Yoyo has a wrench for a crank before they get the chance? Listen to find out the answer, and as a bonus you'll get to hear what show we're covering next!