The BTBs switch things up this week with Holmes and Yoyo, a show that probably never existed. Brian guides Van and Spencer to an unnamed filthy, 1970s city with only diners in it, but it turns out there's trouble afoot! A toad and a square robot need to catch a counterfeiter before it's too late, but will their heroic attempts be foiled by a guy who works at a plastic factory? You'd better listen to find out

No Bones about it!

That's it. That's the joke.

Brian, Spencer, and Van are dragged yet again through Bones territory as the trio take one last deep long right into the meaty face of David Boreanaz. On this one, Booth infiltrates an underground poker game despite being a gambling addict and the rest of the Jeffersonian team try to tell him that's stupid. What fun!

Strap on your best set of bones, get a tall glass of bone juice (milk), and prepare for the wild ride that is Fox's Bones! Van makes Spencer and Brian wade through the Jeffersonian Institute, where noted bone expert Temperance "Bones" Brennan works to identify... well... bones. Of course along the way we're introduced to a tiny annoying man who says he has a lot of money, the Angelatron, Gormogon's baby, and of course David Boreanaz and his big, broad face. What's not to love? Oh and beware the Gravedigger!

Not a day goes by that a chicken witch doesn't try to get me to direct her to moss street by the old quarry and they always want to repay you with wishes. For some reason Goosebumps, based on the popular kid's books of the same name thought this was just too good of an idea to pass up for their next show plot so here we are talking basketball, mean Canadian children, and the most complicated but easily distorted wishes you could ask for. Spencer, Brian, and Van discuss the show, magical talismans and all!

Do you like knowing when it is? Is your little sister a master of manipulation and quite possibly the most evil creature to have ever been born? Are you a Canadian theater actor just looking for your big break? If you've answered 'yes' to any of these questions (or 'no,' we're not picky) then this episode of the Boob Tube Boys is for you! Spencer takes Van and Brian on a trip to the past as the fellas cover the 1990s "horror" series brought to you by the money making mind of R.L. Stine

We need a bit more time to finish up with the 43rd Annual Boobies Awards episode, so you finally get to hear this gem! This is an episode we recorded several months ago prior to Van's near death experience, and with Goosebumps coming up soon there's no better time than now to get spooky! Spencer, Brian, and Van decided rather than find some really poorly written Creepy Pastas on the web to read they would write their own really poorly written Creepy Pastas! You'll hear a tale of the antagonistic husband, the plight of Baby Buckets and Romparoo, the deadliest horse race you've ever heard, and of course a futuristic sex tale with a certain business savvy flying monster...

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The Boob Tubers are still enjoying their time with Nickelodeon's '90s game show for kids, the immortal Legends of the Hidden Temple. This time around, they're discussing season three episode 14, "The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard." Look, it's not necessarily a cool, Gandalf-type wizard the show offers up, but game show host Kirk Fogg's passive aggressive needling of 12-year-olds more than makes up for the lack of purple hats. Will it be Spencer or Van who climbs the spider web faster to retrieve all of the plastic bats? Will Olmec consume Brian and take over hosting duties before episode's end? You'd better listen and find out

After being cursed by a vengeful shadow spirit, the Boys of Boob Tube enter an ancient Mayan Temple governed by an omniscient stone head. To put it more clearly, Brian, Van and Spencer are discussing the golden era Nickelodeon game show Legends of the Hidden Temple!

This week they're talkin' season two episode 12, "The Stone Head of the Evil King," which really should have just been called "Clash of the Titans, abbreviated." Will the Blue Barracudas overcome a faulty buzzer? Which team name is the coolest? Do you wish you had a beefier Super Soaker than your friends? No matter your answers to any of these questions, you'll have a Red Jaguar of a time tuning in

If you thought last week's trip back into reality television was bad, you are in for quite the surprise. Van once again brings Brian and Spencer into the 90 Day Fiancé fold as they move ahead a few years and check back in with Karine and Paul, now in the beautiful U.S. of A! Of course there are also new couples along for the ride including Jabba the Hutt and Michael, the Chicken and the Moldovan, Pineapple Head and Mormon Wife, and of course Colt and Larissa and Jess and Vanessa. What a party!

If you're the kind of person that sits around and thinks "gee I wish I could watch a handful of awful, awful people pretend to be in love with a complete stranger" then have we got the show for you! Van mercilessly forces Brian and Spencer to check out one of 90 Day Faincé's spin-off series; Before the 90 Days. It's here that they meet a couple of elderly men passive-agressively fighting over a young girl, a still human-ish Darcey Silva, and whatever exactly Paul is supposed to be.

Tune in and learn just how badly the boys hated this dumpster fire of a show!