Do you even ski, bro? That's the question the cast of Frasier can't stop asking each other in S5 E14: "The Ski Lodge." Understandably, that gets them all hot and bothered for each other, and not in the way any of them hopes for. The Boob Tube Boys break down one of the strongest episodes of any show covered so far as they try to succinctly recap and analyze a wild 22 minutes of romantic hijinks set at a ski resort during a winter weekend getaway. Be sure you have a full cup of hot buttered rum by your side for the journey

Oh ye gods! You've spilled all your tossed salad onto my scrambled eggs! But now the Boob Tube Boys don't know what to do because they are calling... again.

Enough of that plebian nonsense! We're too prim and proper to make jokes like that because Spencer, Brian, and Van have been elevated to high society as they witness the Kelsey Grammar-led Cheers spinoff Frasier. The three sip cognac and debate the finer things about Tony Shalhoub and Frasier's wardrobe (apparently Brian has a lot to say) and they do it with the dignity and respect you've come to love from the fellas

Wading through the swamps of Louisiana once again the BTBs are tackling another horrible episode of Duck Dynasty. Van leads Brian and Spencer through the 'gator littered waters as they learn all about believing you're the best choice to pick out a homecoming dress for your teenage daughter despite believing camouflaged pants are stylish. Oh and they also learn all about them high-falutin' coffee shops, how to fake stack some boxes, and that the best way to die of both boredom and rage is to watch Duck Dynasty!

Editor's Note: We took out the Zed Zed Top theme song for rights purposes, but we might still talk about it this episode. Just pretend you heard Sharp Dressed Man instead of this hokey banjo music I found that really symbolizes the entirety of Duck Dynasty

The Boob Tube Boys head deep into swamp territory as they cover the cultural phenomenon known as Duck Dynasty. Van begrudgingly takes the helm and leads Brian and Spencer through the fetid bog of family Robertson, and the boys learn all about putting together a very real "Reality Show" that isn't at all scripted in the least as it's totally real and very not fake. At all. And on this episode... an alligator!

Editor's Note: We took out the Zed Zed Top theme song for rights purposes, but still talk like it's there. Just pretend you heard Sharp Dressed Man instead of this hokey banjo music I found that really symbolizes the entirety of Duck Dynasty

Now that Thomas is permanently cured of his MMORPG blues, Queer Eye's fab five turn their attention to a skating Stoner. No, it isn't nearly as rad as it sounds, but the Boob Tubers were still quite into it. Listen to hear all about suits lined with nudity, pancakes covered in blueberries, and parental negligence obfuscated by affability. Will Van learn to love Jonathan Van Ness? Will Spencer offer insight into his time as a professional figure skater? You will find out the answers to these questions as well as what show Brian is unleashing on Van next week if you follow Steven Tyler's instructions and Just Push Play.

The Boob Tube Boys return to cover Queer Eye, the first show in a special round of shows the hosts picked for one another. Is Spencer secretly trying to tell Brian that he needs fashion and grooming advice by selecting Queer Eye, or is it mere coincidence? Did Van rearrange the podcast studio because he was inspired by Queer Eye designer Bobby Berk's eye for contour? Find out the answers to these burning questions and more, as your favorite old men discuss The fab five making over a guy named Thomas at his own sister's behest. What are you waiting for? Hop on the party bus and unleash your inner king!

Did you hear that obnoxious ringing? Don't be tardy for another week of Saved by the Bell, but not so fast! Spencer, Brian, and Van are jumping 30 years into the future as they take a look at the new (and depending on whom you ask, improved) series, which launched on Peacock in 2020 and is still ongoing. Meet the new Bayside crew while catching up with the old one as The Boob Tube Boys go into far more detail than is warranted analyzing S1E3: The Bayside Triangle

The Boob Tube Boys are not believers in the sentiment that high school comprises the best four years of your life. You wouldn't know it, as they have once again chosen a show with a high school setting. Spencer brings Van and Brian along for a look back at Saved by the Bell, starting with S2E6 "Blind Dates." Scintillating discussions take place, including Slater's douchery, a debate of blackmail vs extortion, and exactly what might cause a person's teeth to sweat. Oh and Pepsi

The open highway beckons once again to the Boob Tube Boys as Van saddles up his hoss alongside his small muscular goon Brian and his surly biker bud Ripsaw (Spencer) and the three tackle another episode of Renegade. Lorenzo Lamas calmly meanders his way around a biker gang, a couple of murderous Australians, and the dense black hair atop Wayne Newton's head. So put on your best skull and bones t-shirt and take as much methamphetamines as you can cram down your throat as you prepare for the kidnapping of the century

Put on your tightest leather pants, take off your shirt (then put on just your vest), climb atop your chopper and join us in the badlands as we traverse the 1990s syndicated show Renegade! Van guides Brian and Spencer on their new outlaw lifestyles and bears witness to everything from Johnny Cash being a ghost to copious amounts of motorcycle driving scenes. VROOM VROOM