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  • Doctor Reacts to the Most Unhinged Celebrity Health Myths

    This week’s BoobNews dives into the truly unhinged world of celebrity wellness culture — Kardashian supplement empires, jade eggs, appetite-suppressant gummies, Ayurvedic “karmic cleanses,” vaginal skincare routines, and yes… the infamous sperm-for-thyroid advice moment.
    Dr. Alexis Paton — medical sociologist, bioethicist, and co-host of the upcoming Sick Society podcast — joins the gang to separate medical fact from influencer fiction and explain why celebrity health myths spread so easily.
    In this episode, we cover:
     • Kardashian supplements & influencer “medicine”
     • “Wellness” gummies vs actual medical needs
     • Why women’s health products are so under-regulated
     • Ketamine “therapy” on reality TV
     • Jade eggs & yoni products (why they’re unsafe)
     • Pineapple juice myths
     • Vaginal skincare routines (??)
     • What’s actually normal for women’s health
     • Why people copy celebrity behaviour
     PLUS: forklift foot, Nair chemical peels, butthole sunning, IVF myths, and the internet’s most chaotic medical claims.

    👩‍⚕️ About Dr. Alexis Paton: Medical sociologist and bioethicist. Director of the Centre for Health and Society (Aston University). Co-host of Sick Society, a new public-health podcast from Haunted Mouse Productions launching in 2026.
    Book: Understanding Health, Illness & Society (Pre-order now) → https://www.dralexispaton.com/

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    Content Note: Sexual health, celebrity medical claims, supplements, IVF, childbirth, vaginal products, ketamine therapy, medical misinformation, injury mentions.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • World’s Strictest Parents Recap: Teen Chaos, Discipline, Mormon Rules & Cornrow Crimes

    The BoobTube crew dives into The World’s Strictest Parents—8 p.m. bedtimes, lashes, Mormon modesty rules, teen drinking, bunking school, and cursed cornrows. Plus: Loochie Lou exposes her mom, explains Gen Alpha slang (“6-7” means what?!), and tells us which parents she’d actually survive.

    Gabby and Chyenne are joined by special guest Loochie Lou, who repeatedly exposes her mom, breaks down Gen Alpha slang (“6-7” means what?!), and gives a brutally honest take on which parents she’d actually survive.

    ⚠️ Content warning: corporal punishment, child discipline, substance use, teen drinking, bullying, strong language, and extreme/controlling parenting.

    We get into:
    • UK teens shipped across the world for “reform”
    • A Mormon family where even coffee is forbidden
    • A Barbados household where discipline = “lashes”
    • Cornrows on a white boy (why it’s always the girls’ trip crowd)
    • Parents calling in to confess who the real bad kid was
    • Why some teens use substances to cope
    • “Don’t do drugs, do your mom” — welcome to 2025
    • The unexpectedly sweet moment: “He’s not the stepdad—he’s the dad that stepped up.”

    It’s messy, funny, occasionally heartbreaking, and pure BoobTube sleepover energy.

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    1 hr 40 min
  • Kim K’s AI Bar Fail, Timmy & Kylie Drama, Meghan’s Christmas Pivot, + More BoobNews

    Kim Kardashian blames ChatGPT for failing the bar exam, Timothée Chalamet allegedly freezes out Kylie Jenner in Vogue, Meghan Markle launches a Netflix Christmas special, and Funko Pop is $241M in debt.

    In this week’s BoobNews, Gabby, Chyenne, and Producer Hannah break down the most chaotic stories in pop culture and reality TV: AI disasters in the courtroom, celebrity relationship tension, royal rebrands, and the collapse of the bobblehead empire.

    We also cover Kate Gosselin’s new relationship with her former bodyguard, Outkast entering the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Paddington’s West End moment, and what we’re all watching this week—from Drag Race and Below Deck to Zeus Network chaos and the new It series.
    It’s not that you’ve been alone. You just haven’t been spending time with the girls. Welcome to BoobNews.

    SHOW TOPICS

    • Kim K says ChatGPT made her fail the bar
    • AI lawyer controversy in New York
    • Doctors using AI for diagnosis
    • Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner relationship tension
    • The long-running NYU rumor (alleged)
    • Meghan Markle’s Netflix Christmas special
    • Funko Pop’s $241M debt crisis
    • Kate Gosselin and her former bodyguard
    • Outkast joins the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
    • Paddington on the West End
    • What we’re watching: Drag Race, Below Deck, Zeus Network, It
    • Recording chaos, Costco rivalries, and slop girl season

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    Content Note: This episode includes discussion of AI in legal and medical contexts, STIs, infidelity, racist remarks, and brief references to violence.

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    55 min
  • MILF Manor Breakdown: Massage Challenge, Secrets, & Why We Crashed Out

    The gang dives headfirst into MILF Manor — the reality show that made us pause, leave the room, and question our early social and emotional development. We watched it so you don’t have to. 🙃

    In this episode:
     💋 The “identify your son by touch” challenge (yes, really)
     😳 The catastrophic blindfold massage round
     🍑 The infamous fruit “foreplay” scene
     💀 And all the cringe, chaos, and ethical questions in between.

    Content warning: adult themes, sexual references, and body talk. Listener discretion advised.

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    Clips from MILF Manor © TLC and other referenced programs are used under Canada’s Fair Dealing provisions for the purposes of criticism, review, and commentary. All rights belong to their respective owners.

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    1 hr 24 min
  • BoobNews Goes to Space 🚀 + Celeb Tea

    Content Warning: Adult language, sexual references, and explicit pop-culture discussion.
    NASA claps back at Kim K’s moon take; Lily/Harbour tea; Meghan’s pricey jam; Goop gadgets; DWTS + Below Deck + Love Cabin.
    Quick hits:
     • Blue Jays Game 7 heartbreak
     • Kim K vs NASA (moon landing)
     • Lily Allen & David Harbour (alleged)
     • Meghan’s “As Ever” prices, Goop shockers
     • What we’re watching: ANTM, Drag Race, Below Deck, Stranger Things, Love Cabin

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    51 min
  • 🎃 BooBooWeen: Rating the Best & Worst Halloween Costumes

    ✨Please note, this episode is highly visual. For best experience, we recommend watching on YouTube: https://youtu.be/q2BrwqDkDvg

    We rate the wildest Halloween looks from reality TV and celebrity culture—and unpack why some “costumes” didn’t age well.


    CW: Adult language, sexual references, and discussion of racist costumes.


    Highlights: Mormon Wives party looks; Snooki milk carton; Kendall fembot; Britney “Toxic”; Megan Fox as Zelda; plus line-crossers from Ellen to Trudeau.

    Hosts: Gabby • Chyenne • Hannah • Josh • Dylan


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    1 hr 2 min
  • America’s Next Top Monster: The Cycle That Still Haunts Us 👻

    Just in time for Halloween, we revisit the America’s Next Top Model cycle that became pure nightmare fuel: blackface photo shoots, graveyard glam, Tyra’s “we were all rooting for you” meltdown, and some truly cursed makeovers. Gabby, Chyenne, and Hannah unpack what made this season so iconic—and so horrifying—from racism and exploitation to on-set harassment and chaos that aged terribly.

    ⚠️ Content warning: racism/blackface, sexual harassment, grief, explicit language.

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    1 hr 54 min
  • BoobNews: More Super Bowl Drama, Sister Wives Stink, & AI Rumours Run Wild

    This week’s BoobNews is wall-to-wall pop culture: the petition to replace Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl with George Strait, Sister Wives turning “peacocking” into a stinky seduction subplot, Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard catching heat for an anniversary joke during Domestic Violence Awareness Month, and the latest AI-fueled rumor mill—from fake Baylen Dupree “pregnancy” posts to Jake Paul trolling the trolls.


    Highlights:

    • Intro (and plane stories)
    • Bad Bunny - Super Bowl halftime drama: the “Replace Bad Bunny with George Strait” petition (TW: xenophobia/racism)
    • Sister Wives - Sister Wives: Kody’s “stinky body” seduction attempt and the show’s post-polygamy identity crisis
    • Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard’s anniversary caption backlash (TW: domestic violence)
    • AI dupes fans Baylen Dupree and Jake Paul
    • What we’re watching

    Plus everything wrong with air travel, Josh feeds Hannah’s cat (hi, Dory!), and we admit kids are the scariest live audience.


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    Content note: discussion of racism/xenophobia; domestic violence; alcohol use; sex work/exploitation.

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    56 min
  • The Osbournes: The Reality TV Family That Started It All

    Before the Kardashians, there were the Osbournes. In 2002, MTV changed reality TV forever with a look inside the chaotic, lovable home of Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly, and Jack. This week, Gabby, Chyenne, and special guest Jordan Rose—frontman of Halifax metal band Hitman and lifelong Black Sabbath fan—revisit the show that made the Prince of Darkness a suburban dad.


    From Jack’s military phase and Kelly’s teenage rebellion to Sharon’s “wifeager” era, pet chaos, Dr. Phil interventions, and a surprise cameo from Elijah Wood?!—the crew unpacks how this unhinged family portrait became pop culture canon.


    💀 Drugs, dog pee, and surprisingly tender moments included.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Bad Bunny, Lionel Richie, & The Life of a Showgirl

    Bad Bunny, Lionel Richie, & The Life of a Showgirl


    It’s a music-heavy week on BoobNews as Gabby, Chyenne, Hannah, Josh, and special guest Dakota dive into the biggest pop headlines — from Bad Bunny and Taylor Swift to Lionel Richie’s viral moment — plus a few off-key tangents only BoobTube could deliver.


    Highlights:

    • Why everyone’s talking about Bad Bunny & why it matters (TW xenophobia, racism)
    • Taylor Swift - how those of us who partake of the queen of pop feel about The Life of a Showgirl, as well as who the songs are rumoured to be about
    • The Kardashians - Rob Kardashian & Caitlyn Jenner will be making a reappearance on upcoming season
    • One Direction - Louis Tomlinson & Zayn Malik have partnered with Netflix
    • The Kid LAROI - how the rapper put our little city on the map this week (TW alcohol use/abuse later in this segment)
    • How Mama June may have exploited Honey Boo Boo’s recent car accident (TW discussion of parental abuse)
    • A sidebar about Halloween & horror movies
    • Lionel Richie did what on the Kelly Clarkson Show?!
    • Love Island star Liv Walker set her hair on fire trying to cook pasta (honestly, relatable)
    • What we’re watching

    Plus everybody’s tenuous musical training, an ode to Reality Tea writer Justin Smith, and Dakota explains Spy Ninjas to us.


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    Content note: This episode includes discussions of racism, xenophobia, alcohol use, parental abuse & financial abuse, and serial killers (in regards to the new Ed Gein Netflix show)

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    1 hr 8 min

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