It's ALL about the invitation...it sets the tone for the entire party. If you didn’t know before, now you do!

We craft for and discuss all the epic-ness of the upcoming 50th bday celebration that Tab is planning for her mom: the photo booth, the alcohol, the awesome games.

Plus our take on: beer, Dr. Who, high-heels, how to fight with your spouse, Jessey’s recurring dreams, and ghost sex.

We may not be able to get more hipster than this: this episode includes: Trader Joes Peach Wine-in-a-Can; repurposing wedding cards; board games; Game of Thrones; subtle racism in TV and advertising; the real deal with Christopher Columbus; and what it’s like raising a (hopefully not evil) hacker/genius. Tape on your fake mustaches and grab a local craft beer....you have craft to do!

Have you ever bought groceries online? We are pretty sure it’s the boujee-ist (is that a word?) thing ever, but Jessye is hooked! Tab goes back for more torture, knowing full well how nasty getting tattoo eyeliner is going to be... we know, hashtagfirstworldproblems.

Plus, Jes makes her new drink specialty “guava jams” courtesy of the Hawaiian Islands! Did we craft? Not really, because Jessye finished her project before she showed up-but no worries, we have pics!

Jessye can barely handle the level of Harry Potter fandom going on here (if you listen carefully you may actually HEAR her eyes roll.) We create a magic wand stand while we discuss parenting philosophies, Tab’s trip to Hogsmeade, Chico Heat baseball games, adult babies, and an all new measuring system. Grab your wands and fill up your cups!

This week we are celebrating summer and ‘murica. Plus, Jessye has officially done the deed and is a super married woman now! Find out how the wedding went down (and how the bachelorette party went the weekend before.) Is Tab a real grown up now that she’s married people, and how did the taco truck, our yard games, and all the other wedding crafts go over? Listen to find out! PS: You’ll never guess what crazy new adventure Jes is off to next!!!

Jessye's wedding is coming down to the wire and we're putting the finishing and final touches on the last of the wedding projects.

Tab finally meets Courtney (of QuadCast Podcast fame) and gets real excited about a tweet from Gareth (of The Dollop Podcast fame.)

We talk about getting tickets to see My Favorite Murder live, and Jessye finally finds a podcast she can get on board with- Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard.

Is Space Jam becoming real life? Cause basketball players are talking about nukes on TV now. Plus, lots of underwear, Tab learns about BYOP, and Jessye finds out what she has in common with Harry Potter.

We like big butts and we cannot lie....what that has to do with our craft this week is anybody’s guess. We make a welcome “window” for one of our final “Booze and I Do’s” episodes.

Plus: Tab goes to see The Dollop live and brings Dave and Gareth crafts! Jessye gives us the latest on marriage licensing…but wait, they didn’t already get married did they? And Brad still isn’t sure about his wedding date situation (then again, who WOULD want to date someone who went to a Shinedown concert?)

Do our crafts always go as planned? Nope. But you know how the old saying goes “When life gives you a vinyl sticker that won’t stick to a door mat, make a sign out of an old pallet!” Join Tab and Jessye as they wrap up the final crafts in their “Booze and I-Dos” series. Other topics of interest include: the latest in Tab’s tattoo collection, how many tickets we’ve acquired in our lives, and what we really think about the metric system.

Drink up fam! You have craft to do.

Look, we know the way you play corn hole is the “right” way, but we’re just here to have fun…

Some topics this week as we tackle our project include:

Jessye holds a puppy.

Tab talks tattoos.

Brad gets Bradulous.

Cashew yogurt. Predictive text. Wedding updates. You get the gist.