Boozy Tunes

We talk about: mentioning Hailey Baldwin’s private parts a few too many times, poor sampling, horse care, just saying genitals, the state of music business, desperately trying to reign in Ashley, Kara knocks over her microphone, being mad about rich people. 

It's the most wonderful time of the year; hosted by Kara - who killed Santa, and Ashley the red nosed reindeer, join us as we analyze even more of our favorite Christmas songs for your listening pleasure. 

A comprehensive review of “Fine Line” by Harry Styles. 

We talk about: Mr. Bublé, the sonic disaster of Ashley trying to open a bottle next to the mic, Taylor Swift’s driver, StATiC, loose rhymes, eight Christmases, poor tuning and the idea of shame, Ashley’s Christmas Fantasy, Kara loves barns, a farm in your brain, Ashley embarrasses Kara for eight straight minutes, being all the Boyz II Men, bells, we are just so mean to Liam, lack of evolution, Harry Styles reinventing himself, Ashley sings Mistletoe, bad pick up lines, and e-boys. 

We talk about: Coca Cola, Kara loves Hozier, Taylor vs. Scooter, shady tactics, weaponizing victimhood, business vs morality, being a woman in this industry, Harry writing about his exes, the dumbest thing you could ever do, consuming people’s emotions, Shawmila again, using your love life as a marketing tool is gross, a false narrative for tiny children, bad kisses, Elon Musk is very gross to look at but it’s cool cuz he’s rich?, who do we think Niall is dating?, blasting the Grammy’s, a bumper sticker for your horse, a lot of women being nominated, snubbing hip hop artists.

We talk about: screaming children, Benny Eyelash, famous people don’t keep your gifts, mullets, des-gust-eng, bad ass lessons from Billie, choral training, sound of the week, Billie and Finny: the dream team, friendship in the age of social media, lost friends, straight tequila, the drunkest Kara’s ever been, Kara doesn’t trust Finneas, intentional ambiguity, the McElroy’s, the desire for fame, Ashley gets vulnerable, Ashley and Kara’s history, family dynamics, lessons in harmony, Kara sings the wrong words, hate mail, Kara just wants to sing, knowing that people are people, send us pictures of your dog, we cry about produce. 

We talk about: The second most important member of One Direction, Ashley’s serial number, Kara sings ’Tequila,’ Niall’s little leprechaun legs, One Direction’s best performance, how to meet the boy himself, redundancy and lazy songwriting, Kara’s not great at writing when she’s drunk, 5sos Karaoke, principles of repetition and familiarity, melodic structures and hooks, the one chord, Diplo hacking the Jonas Brothers’ Instagram, Twin Peaks, the Von Trappe family, Kara’s dad, the cockroach problem in the previous apartment and the subsequent “roach story,” sweet 1D memories. 

We talk about: praise be to god that the boy is back, this song taking me on a date, literal perfection, good words and also bad words, the rest of the 1D boys not making special music, “Uniquely Harry,” the new Mick Jagger, Niall golfs, anticipation as promotion, a wet music video, we fangirl over Harry for a full hour, we summarize the 1D Energy, we wish the best for Louis, a 1960’s Mustang, Harry Style’s encouragement website, getting new tattoos, theory it up with Kara, major and minor keys, a non-diatonic major chord, Kara screams, taking psychic damage, pretending to be professional, “Do,” the quarter system, the tender year of 2011, buying khakis, boycotting short songs, marketing sexuality, feeling better about being bi, imitating Harry’s voice, and singing Celine Dion. 

We talk about: Charlie Puth sucking, again, Kara’s Chili, the Hella Mega Tour featuring all our favorite bands, Safeco Forever, Rivers Cuomo being a nice boy, nose bleeds, Ash being a messy bitch, burping, the new retro, Greta Van Fleet just being awful like… so awful, a dumpster fire, the Robert Plant scream, Watt being the best Led Zeppelin boy, our one brain cell, Kara Jack Black’s for a second, the McElboys, we falsify Rivers’ age, an Old Drake Bell, Aslan, a very upsetting Instagram post, Turkish Delight, Ash makes enough jokes to kill Kara, Van Halen songs Kara knows, Valen Halen songs being repetitive, fall songs vs. spring songs, not taking a bath, Camp Rock, “wow she’s really good,” Demi Lovato and her rise to health, we get heated about High School Musical, Disney Channel movies, and Buddy Holly.