We talked: the disaster that was Lilly Singh’s live audio, Charlie Puth as a college student, Ash is a beefcake, it’s “not a single,” Charlie’s high school fantasy, too short songs, the media circus I guess, the Charlie Puth shrine that’s across the wall from the copy machine, a brief note on Camila Cabello and why no one takes her seriously, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song, poor narrative construction, lockers and locker rooms, a big theory lesson on: tonics, chords, suspensions, and resolutions, letting the little guys win, whispering, teen pregnancy, shitty white boys, Kara’s high school experience, pursuing your own happiness, Nick Jonas being an asshole, Charlie Puth is Ashley’s soulmate, whether Charlie Puth is a dick or just sounds like a dick, Ash drags Watt and Kara gets mad about it. 

Forgive the mic issues this week. We talk about: Kara needs a sippy cup, charging your crystals, Midsommar and joining a cult, how amazing Kristen Stewart is in the Charlie’s Angels trailer, a weird idea for a collab, ding ding dingles, truly awful lyrics, just one of the seven rings, filling out your vocals with different frequencies, appropriate pet names, courtesy laughs, Ash being a Disney channel junkie, what happened to Harper, the Magic Show Disney movie, our fall movie recommendations, Shaniacs vs Boogaras, this very confusing narrative, War Wolves, Halloween songs, we are Lana Stans, this impeccable bridge, collaborations for clout, sweaty, and Kara’s deepest trauma. 

We talk about: lighting incense but badly, stanning the House of Intuition, the introduction of a drinking game, Post Malone being just so cute, Cody Ko and Post being buds, cuffing season, a small high five, dreamy lo-fi guitar stylings, Kara being a bigger Post Stan than we all expected, a song standing up without production, key changes, the word ‘Sauvignon,’ Post’s very good voice, “Ghost Malone,” It Chapter 2, my friend Trevor, our friend the rhythm section, never dating a drummer, nightmare roommate stories, overly protective significant others, emotional vulnerability, Barefoot Moscato, FRND’s new EP, the rule of threes, would our parents approve of our new boyfriend Post, checking our astrological compatibility, Gemini Venus, the Y/N life, 8 horses out of 10. 

We talk about: those poor 5sos boys and their sad relationships, modes, the Stranger Things theme song, Kara’s lack of bartending skills and snapping skills, being tired of the same old stories, that tasty riff, yelling, writing good verses, teeth and also vaginas, our high school proms, the boys and girls we had big dumb crushes on, sleepover talk about our pasts, Britney’s best hits, we crack the code on the writers of Teeth, Shut Up and Drive, good words in songs, giving Ali Tamposi some love, a weird little Teeth dream, shirts on shirts, bad karaoke of Senorita, radio secrets, men being gatekeepers, Who Hurt You, Small Creatures, and getting really sleepy. 

We talk about: Kara poorly singing early 1D cuts, the inability to be a hype man, Bruno Mars’ real name, meta pinky ring jokes, nicknames for Kara’s sister, tall man energy, elementary school planet jokes, tiny rockets, Inglewood’s finest shoes, the definition of “power f*ck,” a dramatic reading of 24k Magic, Delilah on the radio, a PSA about cocaine, Ashley is deeply sacrilegious, Brendon Urie’s vocal range, the burden of technology, the excellent service Sweetwater provides, and Kara not holding her alcohol.

We talk about: Sangria obviously, energy over quality, our lord and savior Shrek, Ashley being awful at impressions, burying the lede, Ed’s social aversion problem, Kara getting soft over solamente, Mediterranean dance trends, trying too hard, gorillas, Ash gives Kara a Spanish lesson, Ed Sheehan being a normal boy, One Direction bops, Noah Centineo, Zoolander, ASMR (as usual), and our favorite memes, feat. Ed Sheeran's unofficial PR spokesperson - Grace Bradford. 

We talk about: Kara's shitty college roommate, music theory for dummies, every Chainsmokers' song, 'Hereditary', The Infamous Drew Taggert Twitter Scandal, Pitch Perfect being regressive, the study of rocks, loving various Andrews, Huff Post, the moral dilemma of the World War Joy tour, the question of DJ's being boring, The Chainsmokers Podcast, Kara getting very distressed about remixes, a Chainsmokers live show. 

We talk about: Kara coughing until she dies, flat earthers, Shawn Mendes' kissing techniques, Kara's friends from high school, getting a nose job, yelling, being liberal for clout (again), kindergarten lyrics, pop music fluff, how mean media outlets can be, self-love in the context of getting someone to date you, the pursuit of a frog body, and the Sound of Music.

We talk about: the infamous Shawmila scandal, Stranger Things, being only kind of white, Earth Wind & Fire, cancel culture, being bad at speaking any languages, Camila's sex life?, the origin of Ooh La La, emojis, and bad karaoke.