💀🌿 Deep beneath Mount Olympus, far from sunlight and good decisions, lay the Greek Underworld — the ancient world’s most depressing afterparty. Ruled by Hades and guarded by a dog with too many heads, it was a place of endless waiting, judgment, and occasional bad poetry. Heroes, villains, and confused souls all ended up here — from Orpheus to Odysseus, everyone eventually took the same trip downriver.

So close your eyes and drift through the shadows of myth — past the River Styx, the fields of Asphodel, and into a realm where eternity was less “heavenly reward” and more “quiet bureaucracy.”

👉 Boring History For Sleep | Myths, ghosts, and the world’s oldest customer service queue. 💤