Jon and Lantz are joined by Lauren.  Lantz deletes facebook.  They take the time to talk about racist and sexist people in their hometowns, as well as interesting experiences with doctors.  Feel sorry for young little Lantz, I know I do.

Ok kiddos!  Mercury is absent yet again, so Lantz and Jon sit down by the fire to have a chat with all of you about how to live your life.   There will be tips on how to survive prison, what will happen to you if you don't graduate high school, how to get cash for silver, and how to sing while welding.  All in all a great podcast.  Be careful around subway trains, and don't major in theatre.

Lantz and Jon are joined by Eric.  A game of jeopardy ensues, is slightly interrupted by Alex Trebek, and a winner is crowned.  The return of "Dear Lantz" brings advice for living your lives straight to you!

Things start out with a typical discussion of movies and comics. Lantz cracks open the sex crypt and things get pretty weird... and everybody walks away knowing a little bit more about this fragile thing we call the human condition.

Jon, Lantz, and Mercury are in the cut and for some reason begin the Christmas episode with talk about celebrity sex scenes.  Lantz shares 3 dreams, and Jon attempts to trump his stories with his own wacky dreams.  In the second half, Jon counts down his 10 (ish) least favorite christmas tunes.  Happy Holidays from the whole Born in the Eighties crew.

Jon, Mercury, and Lantz are joined by Matt, chatting about everything from how to properly run away from a falling spaceship, suicides, extra faithful dog owners, two and three quarters of a man to the worlds sexiest superheroes.

Mercury, Lantz, and Jon brawl over the classic old Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon debate and things get pretty heated.  The guys also chat about the upcoming fall movies, black friday fun, the founding of www.sexcrypt.com and in the last half hour... things take a dark turn.

Jon and Mercury share an intimate chat while Lantz is out on assignment.  Topics range from HVACs, to roller derby, and Mercury counts down her top 10 American television shows on the air today.  Jon plots to steal away Mercury's girlfriend, and she doesn't even seem to care. The T.V. debate is informative and extensive.  Enjoy.

Jon, Lantz, and Mercury chat about shows they would like to see off of the air.  Lantz brings a music countdown the likes of which you never could believe.  Mercury opens up the crypt yet again, and we barely get it to closed. Oh, and also... new logo.

The Crypts are flown wide open when Mercury and Lantz both delve into their own personal sex crypts.  All is told, too much is shared, and Lantz tries his luck at a biker bar.