Born in the Eighties

Jon, Mercury, and Lantz are joined by Matt, chatting about everything from how to properly run away from a falling spaceship, suicides, extra faithful dog owners, two and three quarters of a man to the worlds sexiest superheroes.

Mercury, Lantz, and Jon brawl over the classic old Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon debate and things get pretty heated.  The guys also chat about the upcoming fall movies, black friday fun, the founding of www.sexcrypt.com and in the last half hour... things take a dark turn.

Jon and Mercury share an intimate chat while Lantz is out on assignment.  Topics range from HVACs, to roller derby, and Mercury counts down her top 10 American television shows on the air today.  Jon plots to steal away Mercury's girlfriend, and she doesn't even seem to care. The T.V. debate is informative and extensive.  Enjoy.

Jon, Lantz, and Mercury chat about shows they would like to see off of the air.  Lantz brings a music countdown the likes of which you never could believe.  Mercury opens up the crypt yet again, and we barely get it to closed. Oh, and also... new logo.

The Crypts are flown wide open when Mercury and Lantz both delve into their own personal sex crypts.  All is told, too much is shared, and Lantz tries his luck at a biker bar.

We sit down with Key & Peele's own Keegan Michael Key, and quizbot interrupts with a serious set of questions.

Recording from the brand spanking new Born in the Eighties studios!  The guys ponder Disney and looney tunes and whether or not Chuck Jones is a racist.  If you haven't seen the movie Tiptoes... watch the trailer.  Lantz brings a song that he recorded, and he totally doesn't do a Danzig impression.  Mercury makes everything go dark.... so dark...

The guys chat about bad movie experiences, favorite scary movies, the foxiest first ladies, and how awkward that 1988 beach boys rock n roll hall of fame induction was.  Not to mention Mercury decides to get real quiet...

Matt joins Lantz and Jon for a very SPECIAL episode of born in the eighties. The guys talk about horror movies, and Lantz's car troubles. Smut and eggs, sadly, were not consumed.   Jon, Lantz, and Matt talk about stories they wrote when they were 12 years old. Some podcast drama is brought up, the air is cleared, and all parties leave better than they came. Make sure to edit Wikipedia for us! Do it for the glory! CROATOAN!

Jon has a cold. Mercury explains how that if you want to see good butts, to watch baseball. Lantz explains the best episode of Family Feud ever.  Jon theorizes that the black comedians from the 90s have formed a tontine for brewster's millions. The guys talk about their favorite era of women, and Jon is definitely not into 20s women. We head into Mercury's tales from the Sex Crypt, and nobody leaves unscathed. Mercury tells tales of Dominatrixes, Ropers, and being a drag queen.  The guys also talk 80s and 90s cartoons, and yup... you guessed it... The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles is awesome.