Born in the Eighties

Where do I begin?  Lantz has a spectacular experience watching the new resident evil movie. The guys talk action movies, and how Rocky would make a kick ass president. A fan favorite segment "Dear Abby" returns... and things get a tad blue... dark childhood secrets are revealed.  Tune in for probably the best and craziest episode yet!!!  Tell your friends!

Mercury returns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion.  Jon checks up on her criminal record.  Jon and Mercury discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what?  Mercury has more car problems.   Lantz bestows upon our ears the light and the glory that is David Lee Roth's vocal stylings, sans guitar.  Everyone is real tired, and Jon happens upon the magic that is online soundboards.  Forgive him... please.

Jon talks about a co-worker with an odd dream. Mercury lays out her future plans as a stand up comedian and chats about bad movies.  Yeah... Battle Royale is .... just.... o.k.  Lantz explains how basically the autobots committed genocide in the third transformer movie.  And everyone plans what could be the greatest movie of all time.... not.

Lantz and Jon are betrayed yet again by a co-host absconding off to family homes. This will not stand! Lucky for Lantz and Jon this betrayal will be short lived. With some one on one time, Lantz and Jon jaw about what movies were a complete waste of time. Also the lovely Lauren Welch appears to plug the opera-style show she will be in the weekend of the 7th, 8th, and 9th of September.

Mercury and Jon talk about how to really get out of a speeding ticket, Lantz has his gears severely ground, and we all take a ride on Justin's Bus.  Also, Lantz likes to loiter around pawn shops for some reason.

Mercury makes a few verbal gaffes, and tells the story about how he stabbed himself in the hand and basically bled all over everything.  Oh, and did I mention?  This is Adam's final appearance.  Also, while the song is pronounced Rev ill lee, the song Jon was thinking about is known as Taps.

Jon, Adam and Lantz get together to talk about Lord of the Rings races, X-men movies, Jon rips off the Mario theme for Lantz's "Hollywood News" segment.  Lantz chats about his bed collection woes, awful night out, and everyone is shocked at Adam's betrayal.  Finally, a popular segment returns! The pen-adam-timate episode is on!

We start the show with a bang on discussion of Armageddon, and there are 40 oz beverages to be consumed. Eric and Jon realize that they are 8 oz short. Lantz continues to yell at people from his car, and everybody shares stories of their young drinking experiences.  Not to mention technical difficulties, black outs and drunken painting gone wrong.

Jon and Adam try to explain seventies hanna barbara cartoons, and fail miserably.  Jon falls deep into the well that is the Air Bud saga... and does not return.  Quizbot returns and grills our special guest, Eric.  Also, Jon would totally take a child-ghost bride.

Continuing with the debauchery... Lantz decides the group should enter into a new Death Pool...  Does this make us all terrible human beings, yes... but you should listen anyway.  All that and a new edition of This Week in Werewolf News.  Listen in!

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