Born in the Eighties

WARNING: Explicit! Jon defends Brett Favre's dick picks.  The guys discuss everything sexual and taboo.  Mercury brings it to this extremely explicit episode of Born in the Eighties.  Also, Jon cheats at measuring, and Mercury barely finishes a story.

Jon starts with a suggestion for the listeners, Lantz wonders how tetanus works, and Adam regales us with tales of lawyerly mails. Also Jon basically gives Louis CK a BJ. Shut up Jon.  Oh wait.. you have some amazing dreams about airplane crashes and pornstar parties?  Do tell...

Warning: Prometheus spoilers.  Lantz actually listened to the podcast....  and ADAM HAS A STORY!!!  And he is terrible at telling it.  Also, Lantz broke into a bank.. no big deal.  Jon details his greatest high school shame.

Who could it be?  What is happening?  Who was that mysterious man? Why is Adam wrapped in chains?  Who cares?

Lantz returns and the gang talk about Terminator, terrible Jedi, awful delivery driving stories, and how we are all lovin' life.

Hey folks, it has been 50 awesome episodes! Hooray! Blame Mercury and Matt for this, but they had a crazy idea for us to do a power hour live! Listeners can drink along (at your own caution) or just listen to us slowly fall apart over the hour. We don't condone deadly drinking to excess and don't follow our example. Good luck and have fun. Here is to 50 more!

This is the Adam show.  This show is completely about Adam.  All of your Adam info is in here.  Or not.  Listen to find out.  (The secret of the audition is revealed).

After some failed news story action. Lantz, Adam, and Jon dole out life and relationship advice better than ol' abby could ever do.  To wrap things up, we preview the Adam Show, and Lantz discusses the finer points of elevator etiquette.

Jon regales the gang with stories of toilet mishaps and bad auditions, Jon and Adam talk about their days trotting the boards, and Lantz hates his neighbor. Tune in.

Them city boys drink that high-falutin' soda, here in the country we drink pop!  Lantz's ex co-worker is constantly running into bicyclists.  Also, the epidemic of bears is ruining this country, and we as a nation need to murder tons of animals and big game in Africa to keep us safe, and show everyone we have enormous wangs.  Maybe we just need to spend 30 days with bears to get to know them better.  Set that up Morgan Spurlock.