Born in the Eighties

In this week's born in the eighties, a spooktacular appears!  Jon and Adam discuss their greatest fears, talk shop about the scariest of the famous hollywood monsters.  Jon uncovers a deep secret about Dracula's potato vodka distillin' ways, and Adam stocks up on boxes of Boo-berry.   A spooky bris happens in the apartment, with many Matz0-golems in attendance.   R.A. Salvatore is a dracula, and once was roommates with the pope.  The guys hatch a plan for world domination by going back in time and investing wisely, until Jon betrays Adam!  To wrap things up, Jon and Adam ponder what life would be like with a 35 year old kind of chubby spinster lady ghost, and where they would want to "haunt" if after they died they became ghosts.

Adam and Jon decide to masticate on some asian cakes made from pinapples and roots. Adam chokes down ice cream soda, while the papaya on Jon's juice can says "How do you do?". The first "This Week in Werewolf News" segment lands! What is the plural of Dracula? Draculii? Draculum?  Draculae? FIND US A MEXICLOWN! Everything is going great... until Dark Jon rears his head and threatens to destroy all that we hold dear.  I apologize profusely for the end of this episode.  I blame the taro cakes!

Jon and Adam cover a myriad of subjects, including introducing podcasts, the after credits dojo, wordpress updates, being killed in dark souls, and a little movie called... "Fast Five" A sock is all you need my friends, a sock is all you need.

Jon and Adam talk video games for the holiday season of 2011.  Casey Kasem's spirit inhabits Jon, and the hot new band "Roll Control" sings the hits. Adam ponders how pee filled water balloons are filled, and everyone talks a lot about video games.  At some point Jon robots out, and Adam confesses his bi-halo-curiousity.  And a warning, the dragon will fall on you!  Stay tuned after the ending music for the shortest full podcast ever.

With Jon's battle with a cold subsiding, the guys decide to record an episode.  Jon and Adam jaw about building computers, and being the sickest ever.  Talk turns to T.V. where Adam and Jon head back to a classic cartoon for the ages.  Reboot!!!!  Then talk turns to other shows that are being watched in the death apartment, (Mad Men, Buffy, Angel) until the unspeakable happens.  The mysterious benefactor and Adam activate Dark Jon, and the podcast takes a turn.

Join Lantz Adam and Jon as they talk tons about block parties, Reserve Police Officer Shaquille O'Neal, Carl Lewis's amazing acting abilities, what police officers can do in their spare time, and how to live the best life ever. www.partyplatypus.com email: [email protected]

Jon, Adam and Lantz finally wrap up this 2 part pod-ganza with some chatter and blather about Kevin Smith's newest flick Red State.  Tune in! SPOILERS!! www.partyplatypus.com email: [email protected]

Lantz returns to the podcasting theatre to talk Kevin Smith movies.  The crew watches red state and this is part one of that podcast.  Also, drinks make you talk louder and take levels worse, so things get a bit crackly.  Tune in, part 2 coming later this weekend.

Adam and Jon welcome common friend Jay Gabel.  The quizbot gauntlet nearly kills him, but a question about deli meats nearly kills Jon on the spot.  When cake fights pie, pie wins!  Larry Fishburne is a puritan shark in a pilgrim hat murdering young couples.  Many swear words are uttered, and Jon is flabbergasted by his voluminous vocabulary.  www.partyplatypus.com [email protected]

Have you ever made a really bad decision due to alcohol?  We watched The Santa Clause 2, and get way too deep into the details of the world of Santa Clause 2. Also, Clone Santa is one crazy son of a B.