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Born Offside
By David Hooker / Jason PelhamSports
Born Offside episodes
- 1 hr 27 min
- Ooo, Terry Henry. Ooo Terry Henry.
Dave finds his Father and welcomes back his Son. All in one podcast.
43 min - Ep 59 - Gold covered broken condoms
The French are at it again. First midgets, then sex workers, and now golden steaks and holy contraception. Oh and some football, but not a lot cos people kept interrupting us.
37 min - Ep 58 - The Eagle has landed!
On the Vietnamese man. Thank god it wasn't a Tiger. Also, some football sneaks into the first podcast of 2019!
1 hr 10 min - Ep 57 - BETTER THAN JESUS!
We're back. And we're a lot better than Jesus, like Sergio Aguero better than Jesus. Don't believe us, just ask Shaqaubalacamane!
1 hr 5 min - Blipping madness.You couldn't have asked for a more disjointed podcast. We give you, Blipping Madness. More Premier League matches to come, and the Champion's League places decided.1 hr 6 min
- Hippy Crack is back in fashionWill City finally be derailed? Will the rabbit hutch release the rabbits? And who is on hippy-crack?1 hr 5 min
- Twerking never felt so rightJason is on the moon and Dave is a Pila. No matter, as we tackle the delicate dishing DJs dish out to first time golden ballers. Well done Martin! You've excelled in dish-dickery!43 min
- Swerving Crack-riddled poodles.When poodles swerve, people notice. When poodles back out, people follow. This poodles has it all, people. He has it all.1 hr 28 min
- Voulez vous giflet le poulet, se soirée?Another episode. Another chicken slapped. Is there no end to the sagas portrayed by our very loved football players?1 hr 12 min
About Born Offside
From the publisher's feed
This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little…
actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.