Born Offside

Oh god. The best game ever? I'll leave it to you, listeners. Either way, there's a lot of babble. Any by that, I don't mean a red-bleached forward for Fulham.

More babbling, more dross, more Hendrix, but no moss. Bring on another Premier League review, and a saucy Champions League to look forward to.

Smalling smashes Messi, Fernandinho smashes Kane, and we smash this one out of the park... Well, not quite, but we give it a shot anyway.

More bollocks from the Premier League, racism (bollocks) from Italy, and a load of crap levelled at Liverpool. All in a day's pod.

Dave reiterates his disgust, disdain, and general dislike for Ronaldo, while Jason takes a few chunks out of his mate cus Saints finally beat Tottenham.

The Champions League has produced the result of the competition so far. Real Madrid have fallen to the Mighty Ajax, gods of war for the day, rampaging stallion 'lads'. They've only gone and done it, haven't they!

Another delve into the conundrum that is... FOOTBALLS!! While Sarri is defied, Puel is sacked, and Poch has it out with Dean. Just another day at the office then.

While running orders are rapidly dispelled, we delve into the why's of 'that' celebration.

Or is it Jayden Sanchez? Kylian Mbappe's his way back into our lives, Pog gets naughty, and any foul on Dani Alves is ok

More ramblings from Dave & J, and more left-sided predictions