Born Offside

Yes, we still exist. And yes we are talking about the apocalypse potentially derailing Liverpool's title bid. 

We finally settled our law suit with Rebekah Vardy's instagram account and we're back on the air. 

Jason's watched some football. Dave claims to have, near-hilarity insists. 

Eric's made our week, Bobby Firminho is pearly and we don't like Michael Owen much. 

They’ve signed a crack poodle. He’s a liability. He’s going to make a shit defence even worse… just with bigger hair. All this plus more David, David, Niko, Niko, and more dribble when all you want is a shower.

We discuss when Fat Lamps and OGS will now get sacked, an abysmal Southampton and Watford, and Poch throwing Tizzy Wizzes.

The season is upon us and we're happy. We talk transfers, the title race, who's going down, and other things which have little-to-nothing to do with football.

This season! There'll be another in 3 weeks! We don't care if you don't listen. 

All you need to know about Lionesses, Vikings, and another whole segment on filthy Luis Suarez's tears. Gotta love it.

From Double Mini Trampolines Championships to Champions League Finals... with Love. Of course. Which will prevail in the level-of-importance-o-meter?