Born Offside

Born Offside

By David Hooker / Jason PelhamSports
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Born Offside episodes

  • ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!

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    2 hr 5 min
  • 20202021

    New Season, same old shit, we kinda go through or predicted table then think we're running out of time, only to waste the last 5 minutes on Southampton. 

    59 min
  • Mbappe and Davies Collide

    Will the space time continuum be ruptured? Or do they play on opposite sides of the pitch and probably nothing will happen? did Leipzig lose because of Julian's incredibly tight trousers? Does Ever Banega belong on the street? Are you still reading this description?

    1 hr 1 min
  • The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons

    We say goodbye to Joao and his pool skimmer, arrivederci to the boys from Bergamo, and hello to ... well nothing good. 

    Will Lionel be able to give Barca a semi or will Jerome get his revenge? 

    Join us for all that and an incredible insight into the mind of Phil Foden. 

    1 hr
  • Hello, my name's Joao Felix

    We contemplate the attractiveness of Andrea Pirlo, Mr Felix, and Mauricio Sarri. Doesn't turn out well for old ladies that.

    And also, we wave goodbye to Ronaldo, and worry about Thomas Muller's age. 

    1 hr 10 min
  • The Narratives

    Like all good cockroaches, we're back. And this time it's Champion's Legal! We've got Paul Scholes and his albino lockdown parties, El Cholo and his balls, and other serious stuff. 

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 91: Disinfect Your Muzzle

    We're back. Corona didn't kill us, and it didn't kill football either. We discuss the important things on everyone's mind, like what's up with Thomas Muller, whether Suarez is safe to play with, and what's going on with Disney land and the Bio dome. 

    59 min

About Born Offside

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This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little…