Kevin started off this Senseless Survey asking if the guy knew not to give a baby beef jerky. The caller said that's obvious you don't do that and he was then asked if he eats the bottom of chip bag like a drink which made him question what the hell Kevin was asking. Kevin went out to ask about his bucket list, DVR'ing Moonshiners and people without glasses are seeing for free. The caller took exception to it because he wears glasses and said it was a stupid question. A few more questions down the line, Kevin asked about a UPS truck and how scary it is that there are so many fingers in the world. That made Heather a little unsettled thinking about it. Hear how it went down.

This guy was willing to give Kevin 30 seconds to answer some questions but we all know it takes longer. He was going with the flow until Kevin asked him about pretending to be a friend for concert tickets. Must've hit a nerve on that one. Kevin then asked if he started using drugs to curb his habit of using heavy machinery habit. He didn't like that one either. It took a question about thumb sucking for him to hang up. Suck your thumb and take a listen but don't touch your keyboard after because that would be gross.

After we talked about Lindsay Vonn shooting down any chance of getting with Rob Gronkowski, Kevin got into a story about how there is a horse named "Gronk" that will be in the Kentucky Derby this year. What would it sound like? Take a listen to find out.

Pete was at the Gahden last night to see the Bruins beat the Flyers and boy were there some Philly fans in the house. Pete talked to some to find out if they are still riding high from the Super Bowl win.

This recent snow storm did not discriminate as power lines and trees from all over were going down including a tree right in front of Carter's house in his driveway. He called into K&M to discuss the situation and whether he'd be making it in or not. Take a listen to his snowstorm story.

Kevin went to a fine dining establishment for his birthday last night and when we mean fine dining, we mean Texas Roadhouse. He got the full birthday treatment. Hear the audio and how his phone call with his mother went on his 54th birthday.

The woman Kevin got a hold of this morning for the survey seemed a little combative but everybody seems to be in the wet snow storm we just had. From your boss giving a test to see what kind of cheese you are to the bobsled was made by a guy named Bill, the woman didn't seem enthused at all. She finally hung up when Kevin brought up the subject of death. Take a listen.

Kevin got a hold of a guy for today's survey and he lasted for a long time. From watching the news to cheer him up to putting a urinal in the living room, this guy kept up until Kevin asked about dragons getting heartburn. The guy said there aren't any dragons. He finally gave up saying "no" over and over again when Kevin asked about the doughboy. Hear how he finally hung up.

A news story just came out of the oldest message in a bottle being found so Kevin decided to give the show some homework to come up with what they would write in theirs. We went around the room reading their messages from Heather to Jackson. Take a listen and let us know which message in a bottle you like the most.

Well he pees his pants of course. It was a banner night for Kevin on the eve of his birthday when he helped Tony V and Lenny Clarke host a benefit comedy show. Kevin was imbibing quit a bit during the night. This lead to numerous things happening from wetting his pants to cracking jokes with Lenny and company at the show. Listen to fun night he had.