Boy, oh Boi

We talk aimlessly about the many props we’ve brought for this episode (some corn, a wooden box, & a couple of x-mas cards), who exactly Chris HUSHY is, the many gifts received and given throughout Christmas this year, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s devastating loss of a microphone cord, Jacy””s devastating loss of a Santa-in-a-wheelchair christmas ornament, the philosophy behind getting your son’s genitals (partially) chopped off, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s vacation to the beautiful lands of Omaha alongside his beautiful girlfriend to attend a beautiful wedding, strong words from Gordon Ramsay directed toward a young man, outgrowing the material world of Webkinz plushes, what exactly Mexican femicide is, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s first dating app success story in *quite* a while, winter party work commitments, Jacy’ discovering (much to the disinterest of Greyson) Netflix’s Squid Game: The Challenge, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our current hopes for Greyson’s dating life, the results of our respective Spotify Wrapped’s, Greyson’s beef with the FNAF movie, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about massive family updates involving suspension from school and developing mental illness, a very unfortunate wrestling tee shirt, the fact that Gen Z is the clear peak of humanity, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our dear sweet friend Will coming up to Austin, whether or not carrots and ramen noodles are meant to be chewed before swallowing, RFK walking around with his FEET out on an airplane, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”’ preparing for his third ever Big Brother audition video, Greyson matching on Hinge with THE Caroline, the many outings he’s been on recently, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the rodent-inspired closing of Prima Pasta, the scam that is Birdie’s, the numerous physical ailments facing Jacy’ at the moment, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about what exactly “elephant” is in spanish, a blown opportunity with Caroline Konstnar, that annoying kid archetype from high school, and whatever else!