We talk aimlessly about our upcoming trips to South Carolina and Nebraska, why you might see Steven jogging on any given day, the many many whales beaching themselves because of windmills, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the misery that was trying to secure tickets to an Olivia Rodrigo concert, our many new dreams involving a brimming toilet bowl and edible(?) triple a batteries, Jacy””s newphew’s new gf, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our shared inability to park a car safely, the nearly life-ending “prank” Jacy’s psychotic grandfather pulled, a direct message for Aunt B, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the release of Olivia Rodrigo’s second studio album, the fact that Jacy””’s niece is likely a furry, Listerine’s seeming attempt to take down the floss industry, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the misery that was GalaxyCon 2023, Greyson actually enjoying a wrestling show, whether or not our children will have access to technology, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about a very unfortunate Hinge date, the passing of legendary professional wrestler Bray Wyatt, the new brand new HEB almond milk packaging update, and whatever else!

It’s episode 300, and we’re holding Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson accountable.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s recent battle with some window blinds, progress on dear sweet Steven’s apartment hunt, Irvin Yalom’s “Love’s Executioner,” and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the celebration that is our joint-birthday, how to make money with an army of giraffes, the corrupted morals behind the show Deep Fake Love, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about whether or not you can ingest substances through your nose; the demise of Steven’s idol, Matt Watson; what should and shouldn’t be considered a mental illness, and whatever else!