Justin does the least. Cam releases his head coach. Joe changes clothes.

Alex and an ailing Dr. Matthew get up close with Cooper. Kyler takes one to the dome. Jake turns from a pumpkin back into a carriage just in time for Halloween.

Cam shines. Geno and Bryce pull Russ out of the gutter. Joe takes a seat, possibly for the last time.

Alex and Dr. Matthew crown a champion. NFL.com misbehaves. Spencer's snake has a kickstand.

Alex and Dr. Matthew shovel more garbage in. Flacco has taken up residence in the landfill. JJ, Brock, Jayden, and Burrow all go down. Old friends resurface.

Alex and Dr. Matthew make a triumphant return. Tua wastes no time in getting benched. Bryce throws away his shot.

Alex and Dr. Matthew catch up on the final 3 weeks of the season. We have a first-time winner (Alex) and a first-time loser (Russ). Awards are awarded.

Dr. Matthew narrowly avoids benching, unlike Jameis, Jake, Caleb, Justin, and Will. Alex extends his lead.

Alex and Dr. Matthew review a major, major, major week in BQBL. Josh goes nuclear. Derek and Aiden get roughed up.

Will joins Alex and Dr. Matthew. Kirk is no moose. Jameis delivers, but is not, in fact, delivered.