Happy Thanksgiving from Alex and Dr. Matthew.

NFL teams do Alex and Dr. Matthew a favor and avoid all mischief while Alex is gone. Bo knows how to get Kirk benched.

Alex and Dr. Matthew make vailed references. Gardner gets weeded. Geno celebrates the return of Jameis appropriately. Bo knows how to catch.

Dr. Matthew drags Alex through another exciting episode. Math sorta happens. Anthony happens for the last time? We achieve quantum Jameis.

Alex and Dr. Matthew review a full slate of benchings. Baker rips a Zyn. Spencer incepts Alex via a TAINT within a TAINT.

Alex and Dr. Matthew luxuriate in Dallas's utter destruction. Trevor also quietly cashes him game checks. Deshaun rubs everyone the wrong way.

Alex and Dr. Matthew feel old. Aaron gets Robert fired. Gardner gets pulled. Kirk defies age.

Alex and Dr. Matthew try out safewords. Josh wishes he had one for his offense. Miami scores the first 24/7 points for the season, but Tyler's homecoming is ruined by Helene and also Tyler. Also: safeties!

Alex and Dr. Matthew say hello to so many old friends. Andy is good? When will we get to see Jameis?

Bryce gets benched. Malik plays some sick football. Dr. Matthew refuses to acknowledge his bachelor party.