Alex and Dr. Matthew are both in full costume. Patrick has the flu. Tyrod goes to the hospital again. Desmond gets benched for the first time. Jimmy remains too handsome too be any good.

Alex & Dr. Matthew nail the casting call for Ridder. Peterman makes his presence felt. Minshew goes full-Jameis.

Alex and Dr. Matthew review a tight week. Russ is on a short leash. Mac does something unprecedented. T-Bag makes an unexpected appearance.

Russ makes the last drive count. Alex and Dr. Matthew speculate on coaches eating at restaurants. Mac continues to search for bottom.

Mac gets benched. DTR makes Deshaun look competant. Dr. Matthew cues up lots of audio. Daniel calls his bank to make sure the checks are stil clearing.

Alex and Dr. Matthew stay entirely on subject. Trevor gets benched. Sam turns back into a pumpkin.

Don't you just hate to see Watson suffer? Are you tanking for Caleb Williams? This is the league for you! Take four big steps and join Alex and Dr. Matthew as they appeal their lifetime ban from the Hustler Club.

Good teams were bad. Bad teams were good-ish. The Giants are looking for a refund on their Dimes. Rodgers tripped on a flat earth. Burrow got smoked.