John's experience giving driving lessons through some busy tulip traffic in Mt Vernon!

A man got arrested for robbing a sex shop thanks to his huge neck tat...a guy totaled his car because he was reaching for a piece of fried chicken...and a student faxed his principal's resignation as a prank!

A couple guys got busted for stealing 140 shopping carts...a man crashed his car and thought he could hide from cops behind a nearby tree...and an acupuncturist left his patient, went home and fell asleep!

The tv broadcast of Billy Joel's 100th concert at MSG got cut off during "piano man" for breaking news...John Wayne Bobbitt has had something else removed from his body...and we look back at Willie Nelson's tax trouble on tax day!

The man who was busted for having "relations" with an old woman's 2008 Toyota Avalon!

This morning the late edition of "I can't believe its news" featured a big batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

A woman was busted for driving her car around on 3 tires...an 85-year-old lady won her battle with an armed intruder...and an eye doctor talks about all the eye damage from the eclipse!

McDonald's is trying out scented billboards in the Netherlands...a man stole a decommissioned fireboat in NYC and went for a cruise...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

The Golden Bachelor couple are getting divorced after just 3 months...the same people who made the Barbie movie are going to make a live action Monopoly movie...and Billy Joel will have several special guests at his 100th MSG show!

The former Waffle House waitress who said the stolen Jeep she was driving was given to her as a "tip" by a customer!