A porch pirate disguised himself as a trash bag...a technician at an art museum got fired for hanging one of his own paintings on the wall...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

A man was caught having sex with an old woman's car...a woman claimed the fire at her house was caused by a combination of her cats and the eclipse...and a man drove his car off a 100 ft cliff at full speed and lived!

Sly Stallone is being accused of being a real jerk to work with on the set of Tulsa King...it was time for another tantrum for Madonna in Miami...and Jerry Cantrell had his favorite guitar stolen!

The man who wanted to get out of paying his child support so badly that he faked his own death!

Today we talked to the owner of a unique business in Seattle called Resole 206! They are Seattle's only sneakers dry cleaners!

We gave John from Issaquah some tickets to see the Black Crowes for a funny story he told us about his job selling hardwood flooring!

Brad is currently doing an addition on the house and when the siding estimate came in there was a bit of confusion between Brad & his wife!

Here is a good example of how we do this contest! We have current and former educators spell our KISM key word of the day that could win you $1000 cash! Today our guest wasn't a woodshop teacher...he was the WOODSTOCK teacher!

A man wanted to get out of paying child support so badly he faked his own death...a woman got scolded online for taking her 11-year-old son into a women's changing room...and a 9-year-old was pulled over by police as the boy was driving himself to school!

A woman was shooting at cars during the eclipse because God told her to...an old lady got a speeding ticket from a traffic camera while her car was being towed on a trailer...and a man was arrested for being drunk, naked and sitting in a trash can!