Bizarre stories from the medical world...today we read about a man who suffered a tear in his windpipe when he tried to repress a sneeze!

A mom is getting blasted online for ordering her son a cocaine themed birthday cake...4 female employees of Mugshots Bar & Grill were arrested for beating up one of the other waitresses...and a woman showed up with all of her drugs to meet her probation officer!

A billionaire wants to adopt his adult gardener and leave him his 11-billion-dollar fortune...2 people got banned from Carnival Cruise Lines for life after getting caught fishing from the boat...and Whidbey Island 911!

The final season of "Curb your enthusiasm" will begin airing in February...there is a new documentary on session musicians from LA in the 70s featuring a bunch of names you know...one of the songs that came out of those musicians was the Warren Zevon classic Werewolves of London!

The woman who was running late to the airport, so she stole the Uber driver's car!

To qualify for today's Christmas stocking we asked for a story about you having something removed from or implanted in your body this year! Listener Justin told us about the eye he had subtracted and the prosthetic that was added!

In a lead up to the 9:30 knucklehead of the year voting we present some of our favorite audio clips that accompanied the crazy stories!

A news story about the hair of 3 Presidents being shot into space led to a discussion of powdered wigs!

Basically, a lesson in what not to do....

A man urged his mom to check her old lotto ticket and it was worth 5.2 million...a couple of thieves at Kohl's think their sentence should be reduced because the stolen goods were on sale at the time...and a woman was late for the airport so she stole an Uber!