A man forgot about the present he hid in the oven, and it got burned...the Christmas light displays in an Iowa town are dark because thieves keep stealing the generators and cords...and a woman's robe caught fire during her performance in the holiday play!

98-year-old Dick Van Dyck was at the gym working out the other day...the National Film Registry has issued a list of movies to be preserved...and comedian Sebastian Maniscalco!

The boat Captain in London that got his boat stuck underneath the Hammersmith bridge while taking a bunch of soccer fans to a match!

The early episode of "I can't believe its news" featured a batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

To qualify for today's Christmas stocking we asked you for the most knuckleheaded thing you did over the past year!

John nominated himself for knucklehead status after reading about the pharmacy he went to in Cabo that got busted for selling fake drugs!

Bizarre stories from the medical world...today we read about a man who paid a ton of money and went through serious pain so he could be taller!

A woman was mad her husband was working late so she crashed their car into his building...a DUI suspect was so bombed she urinated on herself as she sang Gospel songs during her arrest...and Whidbey Island 911!

Denver is dealing with a big-time panty thief...the largest holiday light display in NY is causing neighbors to get pissed...and a groomsman at a wedding got drunk and accidentally shot one of the guests!

2-time Emmy winner Andre Braugher is dead at 61...Paris Hilton finally changed her own baby's diaper...and comedian Sebastian Maniscalco!