The other day John admitted to smoking a cigarette for the first time in forever. That came back up today and was met with several questions.

A man found a 5 foot snake living inside his couch...2 burglars drove a car through the front of a jewelry store and made off with only $200 in fake jewelry...and a man wrote his own name on a voter ballot write in and he won!

Gunmen on jet skis shot up a resort in Cancun...a man got busted for taking a school bus on a stolen joyride...and a woman who was trying to outrun the cops drove down the middle of a golf course!

Jim Morrison once told an audience that a cop stopped him from hooking up with a girl at the concert and the crowd went into a riot....there will be 2 rotating hosts of Jeopardy...and Roger Daltrey of the Who says he has seen Pete in a couple years!

The guy who tried to carjack a KFC delivery truck that was sitting across the street from a police station!

It's the 12 days of Christmas! Each of the stockings this year include a delivery from Viking Foods so today we asked for funny delivery stories!

Bizarre stories from the animal world...today we read about a woman who was rammed by an angry sheep! Then an email from a sheep owner shed some light on how and why the attack happened!

A "chef" at the Waffle House got busted for selling meth at work...the world's largest pot brownie was made and it weighed 850 pounds...and Whidbey Island 911!

Bad guys broke through a cement wall to steal a bunch of LEGO sets...a man stole a KFC delivery truck in front of a police station...and a bunch of camels got kicked out of a camel pageant for having botox treatments!

On the day John Lennon was murdered 41 years ago we revisit Paul's comments upon finding out the news...Jonah Hill talked to Jimmy Fallon about how the idea of portraying Jerry Garcia came to be...and the Paramount Theater will show a Nirvana concert that was filmed there 30 years ago!