John sparked one up for the first time in many many moons!

An anti-vaxxer tried to get the shot in a fake arm...a parent used their child in jammies to be their porch pirate...and a naked golfer who was high on drugs!

A man burned his house down trying to get rid of snakes in the basement...a man showed up at the hospital with a military mortar shell in his backside...and a guy used a flamethrower during an argument over a parking space!

A member of The Doors said that Jim Morrison wanted to get syphillis to experience the crazy that comes with it...George Clooney said he turned down 35 million for one day of work...and John watched the Kenny G documentary!

The drug dealer who threw a huge amount of pot of his 2nd story window onto a bunch of cops standing below!

A woman set fire to a slot machine because she was losing and then she got shot by another gambler...plus, Whidbey Island 911!

A ferry boat Capt saved a woman's life on his final day on the job...a mom got busted for going out to the bar and leaving her baby at home...and a man who was high on crack told police a "big snake" told him to break into his neighbor's apartment!

Styx just announced a big summer tour with some of their best friends on the bill...more with Alec Baldwin from the ABC interview...and Seth Rogen said he and his wife were super stoned at the Adele concert when they were in the front row!

The worker at the salon who was arguing with her boyfriend on the phone and left the facial laser on a customer too long and burned her face!

Today we talked to Everson Police Officer Cody Barry about how to help the kids this Christmas!