Brain Milk

Donald Trump wants to parson himself, his kids, and his closest confidants... but they're all 100% innocent and did nothing wrong!

President Donald Trump is about to leave office, and we were wondering how crazy and petty his farewell address likely will be... if he gives one at all! In order to better mock Trump's closing speech, or lack of one, we take a look at a much better president's final salute to America: George Washington's Farewell Address!

Donald Trump is a lame duck, but can still do a lot of damage to America while plotting ways to stay relevant after he's forced out of the White House. We talk about the stalled presidential transition, a potential Trump News Network, the conservative social media platform Parler, and future Biden executive orders.

President Donald Trump is a big, whiny baby, and an even bigger loser. We discuss some of the coming shifts in tone, competence, and staff thanks to President-Elect Joe Biden's big, beautiful, tremendous victory over American fascism.

At the first presidential debate Donald Trump, who is losing the election pretty substantially in the polls, needed to convince voters he wasn't an asshole unworthy of the Office of the Presidency. He did not do that.

Federalist Paper #51 is about the separation of powers, but James Madison couldn't have imagined a fascist demagogue like Donald Trump and the coward Republican Party that refuses to check him.

A conversation on how green reforms are cheaper, more effective, and the future.

Trump hates losing, and he's currently doing just that. So what if he dropped out of the election?

American Libertarians' utopia of a country with no taxes, regulations, or perceivable government would institutionalize an oligarchic corporatism. "No it wouldn't!" they say. But who or what would prevent it without a public, democratic government to stop the exploitation?

The Trump Cult went to a rally, and it was boring. But their God Emperor at one point took a drink of water and they chanted "4 more years" to congratulate him for not needing to use two hands. We talk about the empty shell that is the contemporary Republican Party that won't admit Trump is the toddler brain his own former top administration appointees insist he is.