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  • Kamala Harris Is The Democratic Nominee

    Biden dropped out and elevated Kamala, so we survey the 2024 election, discuss potential VP picks, and share in the schadenfreude of Trump worrying that J.D. Vance is an unpopular, weird creep.

    1 hr 22 min
  • Flooding The Zone With Shit

    The GOP has one move: flooding the zone with shit. We discuss Rudy Giuliani's epic punitive damages, the mounting successes of the Biden economy, House Republicans' impeachment hallucinations, Republicans' obvious bluffing on the border and immigration deal, the GOP's contemporary iteration as the Know Nothing party, liberal team-killing, Culture War nonsense, and Elon Musk's dumb Cybertruck.

    1 hr 43 min
  • The GOP Isn’t A Serious Political Party

    Our first pod in a while! Dash and Adrian break down why the GOP is just not a serious political party anymore, Kevin McCarthy's retirement, House Republicans' inability to govern, America's ongoing foreign policy crises, and Vivek Ramaswamy's dumb idea to willy-nilly fire most of the government.

    1 hr 40 min
  • Democrats Aren’t As F*cked In The Midterms As We Feared!

    Thanks to Republican primary voters' taste for the GOP's least electable candidates, Democrats are actually favored to keep control of the Senate, and the Supreme Court's gutting of Roe V. Wade has given Democrats the lead in generic House polls. We talk about all the ways Republicans have f*cked themselves heading into the midterms.

    1 hr 29 min
  • How F*cked Are Democrats In 2022?

    Is there hope for Democrats to keep Congress in 2022? We talk about political strategy, governmental reform, the annoyingly unplugged apathy of midterm non-voters, cry baby conservatives clinging to dumb wedge issue culture war delusions, and why Josh Hawley is crusading for masculinity all of a sudden.



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    1 hr 37 min
  • It's Time For COVIDIOTS To Quarantine
    Liberals and Democrats have all along taken the coronavirus pandemic seriously, and we got made fun of for it, mocked for wearing masks in public, and called sheep for social distancing. Now the pandemic is virtually only killing the unvaccinated in mostly rural areas particularly in red states governed by COVIDIOTS who think somehow their masculinity, patriotism and freedom are being taken away when society tries to prevent people from dying needlessly of preventable viral infections. France is now mandating proof of vaccination or masks to go out into public places like theatres and diners, and Brain Milk thinks America should follow suit. Morons who feel culturally threatened by rational science and modern medical recommendations are prolonging the pandemic in America, and THEY'RE THE ONES who are taking away everyone else's freedom to go back to normal.
    1 hr 24 min
  • The GOP Is Not A Serious Party
    Donald Trump is under criminal investigation; Arizona is looking for bamboo fibers; Andrew Giuliani is running for NY Governor; Lara Trump and Mark McClosky are looking at the Senate; Mitch McConnell is back on his obstruction BS; Kevin McCarthy is worried about his January 6th phone call; Liz Cheney is the GOP's voice of reason.... the Republican Party is not even pretending to be a serious party anymore.
    1 hr 29 min
  • Donald Trump Does Another Fascism

    President Donald Trump incited a deadly, insurrectionist coup attempt on Congress because he hasn't disgraced America enough, and is running out of time to squeeze in extra Constitutional crises and demolish more democratic norms. What a baby.

    1 hr 10 min

About Brain Milk

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Brain Milk is a liberal-tinted political podcast with 2% fat. Hosted by Dash MacIntyre of HalfwayPost.com and Adrian Polk, topics include politics, economics, history and Millennial culture.