BRAINFARTS

BRAINFARTS

By Lyss and ZarahSociety & Culture
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BRAINFARTS episodes

  • Brainfarts Ep. 28: That Awkward Moment
    We talk about awkward moments in our lives and reminisce the cringe-fest days of our past. The episode starts off with a bang as the girls discuss about having their first period -- spoiler alert: a prayer meeting was involved. We also talk about surviving the teenage pain that is puberty, awkward interactions with our crushes and dealing with boys and body hair. Zarah shares the most awkward encounter she has had with her crush which involved interviewing him for the school paper (spoiler alert part 2: it did not go well), while Alyssa reminisces her first kiss and the aftermath of the said kiss. Listen on to find out how that went! Spoiler alert part 3: it also did not go well at all. 
    We also talk about embracing awkward and uncomfortable situations and how we power through the awkwardness. Awkward situations are a part of life and the only way out of them is through.
    1 hr 44 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 27: Brainfarts Recovery and Should You Care About Your S.O.'s Weight?
    Alyssa and Zarah recover from a wild week of health-related issues. Zarah just got her wisdom tooth removed and Alyssa underwent an excruciating week of tummy aches. We talk about the famous 'Sa ka sigeg computer man gud na nimo' statement by Filipino moms and beauty pageant answers. Suffice to say, the duo is BACK and more sabaw as ever. We end the episode with a Tambag or Na Yabag question regarding their significant other constantly joking about their weight? Is it a red flag or nah?
    1 hr 29 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 26: When Passion Meets Career with Victor Jao
    We sit and chat with Cebu's resident DJ, the one and only, DJ Victor Jao! We talk about balancing his passion with his career, his transition into the corporate world, and what fuels his passion as a DJ. We also open up the conversation of his favorite tracks to play and we ask the question: are the Chainsmokers overrated? Also, kamusta na iyang LOVE LIFE?! Char!
    2 hr 19 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 25: Karenderia Food, Bilangkad Nation, and Greeting Your Ex on Their Birthdays

    We revisit the Tambag or Nayabag submissions that we failed to talk about in our previous episodes...because we forgot to check on them. Oops. We'll do better this season guys!!! In this episode, we tackle interesting topics such as dating someone who doesn't eat pungko-pungko/karenderia food, what's the best and worst meal you've had onboard, the kilig of having airport crushes, and is it okay to greet your ex on their birthdays? 

    More importantly, we discuss the painful and intensely awkward moment of squeezing your way through seats in narrow spaces: are you a side-swivel person or a bilangkad nayshe? PSA: We do not condone of the latter. Please do not spread your legs in public guys. PLEASE.

    Alyssa talks about PAL's famous lugaw and Zarah emphasizes the importance of sawsawan and realizing later on that she is, in fact, a sauce enthusiast. 

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    Alyssa's Notes:

    1. Looking back, I think I had beef and noodles (not rice.)

    2. I meant Tsim Sha Tsui in the airport and not Siam! Zzz

    1 hr 54 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 24. Sugarhouse Synchronicities and the Attitude of Gratitude with Rio and Neil

    If you guys are avid listeners of the Sugarhouse Podcast, you know that they always end their episodes with the question, "What are you grateful for today?". We talk about practicing gratitude and the interesting concept of synchronicities and manifestations that strangely align with our current situations. We also do a puddle dive on our favorite movies as well as comfort albums and how SZA is an amazing artist. 

    Stream the Sugarhouse Podcast and show them some love!! https://open.spotify.com/show/5TCQQEFatYrp3lSkPDDoCQ?si=EOINn285S9SxtGLcHjxoUw&dl_branch=1

    1 hr 47 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 23. The Sugarhouse Podcast Origin Story

    Our first guests for season 2 are none other than the kewl peepz at the Sugarhouse Podcast, Neil and Rio! We did an impromptu instant mami pod and we were so glad that these two were game! We talk about Leona's, Tagalas' Kagumkum (again), the joys of Powerpoint Presentation, and the origin story of their podcast. We also unearthed the awesomeness of Alex G (not the pinoy celebrity please)!! Their friendship makes us happy and we love to see wholesome and healthy friendships so we hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed recording this on the whim! Of course... na two parter nasad among episode. What's new... 


    Stream The Sugarhouse Podcast and show them some love!!! https://open.spotify.com/show/5TCQQEFatYrp3lSkPDDoCQ?si=EOINn285S9SxtGLcHjxoUw&dl_branch=1

    2 hr 2 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 22. Girls and Gaming

    We talk about how games are fun and the challenges we deal with being a girl and playing games that are not in the realm of disneychannel dot com or everythinggirl dot com. We also talk about ultra competitive players, playing these games for the funzies, and how much we appreciate all the dudes in our lives who has encouraged us to play more games despite being n00bs! Shawawt to you guys!!!   

    Support cool and awesome streamers like Sandee: https://www.facebook.com/sandeeeswan 

    Let's change the gaMeR GhURL narrative shall we?!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 21. Unsa'y Chikka Diri Dapita?

    Lyss and Zarah catch up after a series of hosting guests on the pod. This episode was full of shoutouts (SHOUTOUT to the original shoutout queen Rio of Sugarhouse Podcast!!). Zarah talks about her crazy week, friendly delivery guys, and meeting kind people in general amidst the chaotic week she's had while Alyssa talks about joining an improv group and MEETING NEW PODFRIENDS!   

    Checkout the awesome people behind Sugarhouse Podcast Rio and Neil! They're cool, they're spunky, and they're absolutely hilarious. Support more Bisaya content let's gooOOooO!

    Shoutout links:

    instagram.com/sugarhousepodcast

    instagram.com/serialknitterph

    instagram.com/dlocalcreatives

    instagram.com/jom_ouano

    instagram.com/2tincansph

    instagram.com/magpakyleanmanshow

    1 hr 3 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 20. Mental Health Check with Liz

    Get you friends that check on your mental health! We tackle common fallacies regarding mental health. Again, we are NOT professionals! Liz is a mental health practitioner since she works as a mental health nurse, but we always recommend seeking professional help. This episode tackles steps on how to be there for your friends and family dealing with mental health issues, how we handle anxiety, and taking care of yourself! We talk a lot about misconceptions around mental health and Liz makes really cool points. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • Brainfarts Ep. 19. Let's Talk About Colorism with Liz

    What is colorism? We talk about how colorism exists in the Philippines and how it affects our sociopolitcaleconomical climate CHAR?! We invite our dearest BFF Liz who shares her experiences about colorism and growing up with it. Stemming from an article Zarah wrote in college alongside Liz entiteld, "Painting Our Brown Girls White: The Culture of Colorism in the Philippines", we take a deep dive and open the conversation about embracing brown skin. 

    1 hr 31 min

About BRAINFARTS

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Alyssa and Zarah hangout virtually while talking about everything and nothing all at once and all at the same time. Join these two girls in the chaos that is this podcast as they journey through life sharing anecdotes and stupid stories while catching up once a week.