RHONY continues to serve us, the great unwashed, with the best reality TV we have experienced in some time. A boozy brunch leads seamlessly into an unhinged cocktail party in Bridgehampton where Trump voters congregate in some sort of rapper mansion owned by a man who is 80% teeth. Key takeaways: We stan Luann's Laura Ashley 1986 catalogue dress vibes, men who wear salmon pink polo shirts are never going to sexually satisfy you and we can all agree that a $40m mansion without gin is worth as much as a mildew ridden cottage in the Lake District.

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Vanderpump Rules S8 Episode 15 - Bras & Black Holes  A tough episode all around. Katie and Tom's Vegas wedding opens our eyes to a glitch in space-time where Scheana has been duplicated, Lisa is lowering herself to the petty games the SURvers should be playing between themselves and Brett is a celestial entity that died long ago. Key takeaways: Schwartz has done SOMETHING, we just don't know what, ranch on pizza is a given and Danica is right about Geminis. 

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The second episode of RHONY starts to feel like a 'new girl hazing ritual' after the cast seize onto a bizarre (if slightly 00s) detail on Leah's person to drag her through the proverbial mud for.  Key takeaways: We should all be thankful this Easter that Lou never followed through on her childhood tattoo aspirations, Sonja's messiness takes an uncharacteristically bitchy turn and Leah's avant-garde bucket hat is an almost excellent fashion moment.

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In times of lockdown, our surplus time is continuing to be dedicated to reality TV. Faith and Lou decide to cover Vanderpump Rules culminating in an analysis almost as messy as the current storylines. Key takeaways: hatchets now feature prominently in our nightmares, Katie and Tom are 'that dramatic couple' without the appropriately spicy make-up sex, and we aspire to one day earn as much as Giggy's ventriloquist.  

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Could there BE a better episode to cover for our inaugural podcast? Faith and Lou recap the long-anticipated first episode of Season 12, sharing their perspectives from across the pond. Key takeaways: Leah brings the sort of energy we want to see (and fills the Bethenny-shaped hole in our hearts, for now anyway), Luann is as delusional as ever and Tinsley's testimonial look embodies the bad bangs and poor effort that characterise this worldwide lockdown. 

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