This is episode 51 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:36 - Bread, circuses, and Fox News

00:04:24 - Be like a brick

00:07:41 - Pigeon toe vs club foot vs autism

00:10:51 - Couples counseling is better than preworkout

00:12:20 - The WET Commandments

00:14:16 - Having fun disrespectfully

00:15:23 - Phone calls make Markus short circuit

00:18:49 - The Rock and misterpissair should do a collab

00:21:36 - BTS

00:22:40 - Justin's Journal 11: Justin's Anniversary

00:27:30 - Getting massaged by feet

00:30:56 - Sushi at Soto

00:33:51 - Forgetting about your disability

00:35:39 - Paula Dean's racist cookbook

00:39:19 - PLM

00:42:56 - Cold Showers (I think this is Phil's segment)

00:46:39 - We're auditioning for a new mediator

00:49:03 - Phil thinks he could break out of prison

00:52:36 - Markus' SYNAPSID of the week

00:56:39 - We're sorry Phillip

00:59:43 - Next week is the last episode

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Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

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