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Breakdowns for Breakfast Episode 44: Cheem: Guilty Pleasure (Deluxe Edition)

On this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast, Danger and Monster talk about the 2023 album Guilty Pleasure from Cheem. Danger reminisces about the VIRTUAL BOY and Monster gets a MIGRAINE at Danger puns. So, grab a MANGO, run over a SPEED BUMP too fast, and listen to two guys who are a little better than CLUELESS about life.

"I don't know if punk twinkles, but it twinkles here."

"You could say it SNAGGED you?"

"You didn't get a sensory overload, you got a brain hemorrhage."

"I felt like a velociraptor was gonna get me at any moment."

"A smooth talkin sorta deal."

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And we are back! Our first new episode is a request from Ready Set Radio with a challenge: our first soundtrack. Challenge accepted! They chose the 1997 Lost Highway soundtrack. Monster says “I’M DERANGED for doing this one and Danger sees RED BATS WITH TEETH. FRED & RENEE MAKE LOVE to the APPLE OF SODOM as SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES. Lets head to FRED'S WORLD in the HOLLYWOOD SUNSET as the POLICE chase us.

Bonus points to Ready Set Radio if they can tell me what video game we talk about in this episode.

EDITORS NOTE: This was recorded before the passing of David Lynch and no disrespect was meant to him in any way. He did make some great movies and TV, we just were not a fan of this one. 

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 43: Sweet Spine: C-Section

Drink your BONG WATER as Danger and Monster talk about the album C-Section from Sweet Spine. TOMMY’S GOT A GUN and at points we thought about getting one but not before we TURN AWAY from the WINDOW.MP3. At times, this one felt like it was taking 20 DAYS.

"Maybe you met their moms."

"If I see a song called Frankenstein, I'm gonna get excited."

"The problem with my analogy is nothing. Shut up!"

"Beetz."

"Everybody shut up and sit down cuz I gotta talk!"

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Breakdowns For Breakfast episode 43: Throwdown: Deathless

Will this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast find Danger and Monster in the TOMBS? This week we talk the 2009 album from Throwdown, Deathless. Neither will leave this episode WIDOWED but at the end we may be looking for the SERPENT NOOSE as we head to the BLACK VATICAN for our BURIAL AT SEA.

"Rowdow's album Eathles."

"I want to listen to Pantera! We have Pantera at home!"

"Dave Peters. Also will do your taxes."

"All hope left your eyes when we got to track eight."

"I want to listen to Killswitch Engage! We have Killswitch Engage at home!"

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Week 4 of side project month brings us to DRUGS Destroy Rebuild. Was Craig Owens looking on the BRIGHTER SIDE? Well, Danger and Monster will talk about how much of this is our DESTINY as we head down THE LONGEST ROAD. Danger shows off his skills at saying SUPERCALIFRAGILEEXISTINTIALCRISIS.

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 41: Big Dumb Face: Duke Lion Fights the Terror.

Week 3 of Side Project Month brings us to Big Dumb Face- Duke Lion Fights the Terror. Was Wes Borland the REBEL? Or will this episode put Danger and Monster in a FIGHTIN' STANCE? Join us as we go on this SPACE ADVENTURE and watch DUKE LION as he battles the VOICES IN THE WALL.

"You hate me on some deep level that doesn't show itself in friendship."

"You're either gonna knit a sweater or light a car on fire."

"Part sea shanty, part bluegrass hoedown."

"Those hands had to be sore."

"Wikipedia spells penis; penus."

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 40: The Prize Fighter Inferno- The City Introvert
Week 2 of side project month brings us to The Prizefighter Inferno: The City Introvert. Danger and Monster get excited with the HOLIDAY FOOL. Will Danger be a SWEET TALKER? Will Monster be CRAZY FOR YOU? Whatever happens, Monster learns to STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 39: The Nick Hexum Quintet: My Shadow Pages

For ONCE IN YOUR LIFE listen to us talk about The Nick Hexum Quintet My Shadow Pages, Episode 1 of our Side Project Month. This episode may go a little SIDEWAYS, but keep listening. You may be looking for THE GETAWAY but i promise, you wont be WAITING IN VAIN.

"A 13 page Nick Hexum biography."

"I have been living with this man's voice in my head for almost 30 years."

"Music for a B movie love scene."

"Ben Joel!"

"Who drinks whiskey with a straw!?"

Nick Hexum #ThreeEleven #jazz #jazzmusic #steelydan #chicago #jackjohnson #jasonmraz #gloveandspecialsauce

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 38: Dragged Under: The World is in Your Way.

Are we HERE FOR WAR? Nah, Danger and Monster are here to talk about the album from Dragged Under, The World Is In Your Way. If we are not discussing THE REAL YOU we are talking JUST LIKE ME. By the end we will be COVERED IN SIN or ready to start a RIOT.

"It does not feel right, but it feels good."

"We're too old."

"These probably look like emo kids...Oh, they look like lumberjacks."

"Oh my God! Rage Against the Machine just showed up!"

"Were here for war. This song is going to beat you up."

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 37: Splender: Halfway Down The Sky

Sometimes we bring an album to the breakfast table and the other says I DONT UNDERSTAND. Monster tells Danger all what makes Splendor Halfway Down the Sky SPECIAL. This album was not a IRRESPONSIBLE decision.

"Dawson's Creek Core."

"I've got gold hits baby!"

"Worst Rock N Roll lyric of all time?"

"Don't give me false hope."

"Remember kids, leave room for Jesus."

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