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On this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast, we are all going to experience a bit of PARNORMAL ACTIVITY as Danger and Monster talk about You're All Gonna Die from Grave Robber. Released in 2011 it quickly leads to THE LAST MAN ON EARTH. Are Danger and Monster part of the NIGHTBREED or will one become an INVISIBLE MAN? either way, the INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN will FILL THIS PLACE WITH BLOOD with horror punk.

"You can't say Gwar-B-Q while I'm sipping coffee."
"You could sing eloquently about a girl dying in a car crash after prom."
"Grave Robber is not opening for Toby Mac."
"It came in big carrying a Bud Lite and wearing a cowboy hat."
"Get your tambourines out of my horror punk." 

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Closing out Ladies Month we bring Paramore's 2007 album Riot! to the breakfast table. Will Danger and Monster say HALLELUJAH or will they be stuck talking about their MISERY BUSINUSS? Were we BORN FOR THIS? We will LET THE FLAMES BEGIN and Monster tells Danger "THATS'S WHAT YOU GET".

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 30: The Broken View: On The Mend. 

Are you ON THE MEND? Danger and Monster jump into On the Mend by The Broken View. are we going to STAY. yes. Yes we are. Against our better wishes we have had to START OVER this album a few times. But listen to this one, let us know what you think and just know YOU’RE NOT ALONE.

"I like you, but I don't like U2 either."
"Strong Emo Math."
"Why is it doing that, and why won't it stop!?"
"I need some smut."
 
And if you ever wanted to hear an incredible mash up of U2 and Bad Omens, you have come to the right place!

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In week 3 of ladies month we talk about The Hellfreaks 2020 album God On The Run. Danger and Monster put on our ROYAL BLUE shirts and look at the RED SKY. Danger says "HELLO SEA!" and Monster takes a minute to look at the CLEAR WATER. 

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 29: Andres: Strange Memories on This Nervous Night.
Its November but that doesn't stop Monster from being MR. NOVEMBER. He brings the debut album from Andres to the breakfast table. Does Danger become SALTY or does he become a BAD BOY? I KNOW A PLACE this would fit in, and its not SUNDAY SCHOOL.

"A five cat bag with ten cats in it."
"Go ahead, hurt my feelings. I don't care!"
"Spote"
"Mad talking."
"La Ha Barbara"

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Week 2 of ladies month brings us to Spiritbox and the album Eternal Blue. Monster wonders if he wants to HURT YOU. Danger climbs to THE SUMMIT and finds the SECRET GARDEN. All of that shows us that WE LIVE IN A STRANGE WORLD. I can say though, we are both afraid of the SUN KILLER.

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 28: Eve 6: It's All In Your Head. 
You don't need to THINK TWICE on this fan request. Danger and Monster take a look at It's All in Your Head, the third album from the once seen as only pop punk Eve 6. HEY MONTANA, are you a FRIEND OF MINE? Come find out if if we are going to see the GOOD LIVES or if we are going to BRING THE NIGHT ON.

"Now we're pissed off. You're either with it or you're not."
"When I'm still young and horny."
"I do not need a cowboy pop punk acoustic track."
"Steven Tyler looks like your grandma."
"Monsters black Nu-Metal heart."

 

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Kicking off Ladies Month we bring No Doubt's album Tragic Kingdom to the breakfast table. Danger and Monster get caught in the SPIDERWEBS. We enjoy THE CLIMB out just in time for SUNDAY MORNING. HEY YOU, are you HAPPY NOW? DON'T SPEAK to DIFFERENT PEOPLE, just END IT ON THIS.

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Breakdowns For Breakfast Episode 27: Chiodos: Devil.

Its time to get out the DUCT TAPE. Danger and Monster talk Devil; the fourth and final studio album from the post-hardcore sometimes emo, Chiodos. We get a little AWKWARD & UNUSUAL at times but I assure you, if you are LOOKING FOR A TORNADO its not here. Here at Breakdowns, it is all SUNNY DAYS & HAND GRENADES. It doesn't matter when you listen to this one, whether it is at 3AM or on your drive home after work, I promise you will know WHY THE MUNSTERS MATTER.

"Elfman Emo."
"Sitting at the computer making the stank face."
"Half 80's hair metal, half circus music."
"Emo club nursery rhyme."
"It's just chunky breakdowns for days."
"We're both awkward and unusual."

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This week Danger and Monster talk about Post Malone's 2024 album F-1 Trillion. We might be the WRONG ONES to talk about this but we do it anyway. He's not a LOSER but Monster says "POUR ME A DRINK, I may need it". DANGER takes a NOSEDIVE and may HAVE A GUY FOR THAT. We both wonder what it is to be CALIFORNIA SOBER and may make a run for M-E-X-I-C-O.

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