On this Tuesday morning, we have the Throwing Shade At Leonardo Edition. Our first category is Shopping. Kicking off the November auctions in New York, Christie’s logged a strong Imp-Mod sale last night, with a $479.3 million haul led by a van Gogh that went for $81.3 million. Nate Freeman has the story from the scene at Rockefeller Center.

On this Monday morning, we have the Stolen Work From MoMA PS1 Edition. Our first category is Crime and Controversy. AM New York reports that two gelatin silver prints by Carolee Schneemann—valued at $105,000 together—were reported missing by MoMA PS1 October 30, and while they were returned in the mail November 3, the theft is still being investigated.

On this Friday morning, we have the Hippopotamus Cocktail Edition. Our first category is High Profile. Scott Rothkopf, who curated the just-opened Laura Owens show at the Whitney Museum, holds forth with a Q&A in Garage magazine on the exhibition’s 663-page catalogue. Chief among its many interesting attributes: the cover for each one of 8,500 copies bears a unique silk-screen handmade in Owens’s studio.

On this Thursday morning, we have the Grasshopper in the Van Gogh Edition. Our first category is Paris. For the New York Times, Patti Smith walked a reporter with a video camera around the Paris Photo fair, starting with the Gagosian Gallery display that she—Smith, that is—curated herself. Shaky camera moves and awkward interview bits abound! But so do some genuinely moving moments, including a formative tale involving a Polaroid camera and Rudolf Nureyev’s slippers.

On this Wednesday morning, we have the $10,000 Britney Spears Painting Edition. Our first category is In the Berkshires. A judge ruled yesterday not to halt the Berkshire Museum from selling pieces from its collection at Sotheby's in New York. Barring additional legal action, the first works, including a Norman Rockwell that could go for more than $30 million, will hit the block on Monday.

On this Tuesday morning, we have the Singing Organists Edition. Our first category is Grand Performances. Ragnar Kjartansson’s latest stunt will involve getting a group of ten singing organists to perform the same Italian pop song 3,000 times, according to Artnet News. The work, which will debut next year at the National Museum of Wales in Cardiff, will be called The Sky in a Room, making the grandiose piece ripe for puns on the phrase “The sky is the limit.

On this Monday morning, we have the Wilbur Ross’s Offshore Ties Edition. Our first category is The Paradise Papers.

On this Friday morning, we have the Extremely Powerful Hito Steyerl Edition. Our first category is The ‘Power 100’ List. ArtReview released its annual “Power 100” list last night. You’ll probably be able to guess many of the names—Adam Szymczyk and David Zwirner still rank highly—but #1 is a surprise: the video artist Hito Steyerl.

On this Thursday morning, we have the Well-Known Demon Deterrent Edition. Our first category is Favorite Things. For the travel section of the New York Times, Frank Stella holds forth on some of his globetrotting experiences and favorite cities to see art. Among his subjects are Miami, Amsterdam, Shanghai, Berlin, and—seemingly his most favorite of all—Rome.

On this Wednesday morning, we have the One Millionth Visitor Edition. Our first category is Museum Action. El Museo del Barrio in New York will close its galleries November 6 for renovations and reopen in the summer, the New York Times reported. Note well: the museum’s stunning retrospective of the work of Cuban artist Belkis Ayón closes November 5.