On this Thursday morning, we have the Cement Mixer Christmas Songs Edition. Our first category is Gender Imbalance. A study on gender imbalance reported by the Art Newspaper found that “works by women fetch on average 47.6 percent less than those by men at auction.” The economist who led the study said, “Our research adds to the mounting evidence of discrimination towards women that is systemic in so many industries.

On this Wednesday morning, we have the Voyager Space Probe Edition. Our first category is The California Fires. Thanks to "1.2 million square feet of thick travertine stone covering the outside walls, the crushed rock on the roofs, and even the plants chosen for the brush-cleared grounds," the Getty Center in Los Angeles is well shielded from fire, the New York Times reports in an in-depth look at the institution's fire-protection measures. Next up, The Art Market.

On this Tuesday morning, we have the Issa Raes Art Basel Adventure Edition. Our first category is Art Basel Post-Mortem. More than 82,000 people attended Art Basel Miami Beach this year, Bloomberg reports, meaning that attendance was up 6 percent this year. Among those many attendees were Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Issa Rae attended Art Basel for the first time this year, Vogue reports, and guess what? She liked it.

On this Monday morning, we have the Otis Redding Edition. Our first category is The Courts. Late Friday night, it was revealed that Artforum had filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit filed in October by Amanda Schmitt, a former employee of the magazine who alleges that former publisher Knight Landesman sexually harassed her over the course of nearly a decade. (The exact charges against the magazine are retaliation, defamation, and negligence.

On this Friday morning, we have the Hedy Lamarr Radio Signals Edition. Our first category is Then Vs. Now. In Venezuela, “at a point in the river where boats can go no farther, there are five islands that contain some of the world's largest and most illustrative rock art,” National Geographic reports. They were recently photographed by high-tech drones that could make renderings of engravings that are too large to see from the ground.

On this Thursday morning, we have the Breaking The Silence Edition. Our first category is The Year in Activism. Artnet News notes that Amanda Schmitt, one of the women accusing former Artforum publisher Knight Landesman of sexual harassment, is among the Time People of the Year. This year, the magazine chose to recognize the “Silence Breakers,” or the women who have come forward and told of various experiences with sexual harassment by men in positions of power.

On this Wednesday morning, we have the Colgate Brand Lasagna Edition. Our first category is Unorthodoxy. For the sake of an art festival called “SubSurface: Site Specific Sight and Sound,” Carnegie Mellon University sent some 110 students, faculty, and alumni down into a former limestone mine. The setting for what the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette called a “thoughtfully curated” affair: a decommissioned mine with an “inconceivably vast, 50 million-square-foot interior.

On this Tuesday morning, we have the Prescient Peter Doig Edition. Our first category is Hidden Narratives, Revealed. For the New Yorker, Calvin Tomkins profiles Peter Doig, the Scottish artist whose figurative paintings seem out of step with the times but have become a hit with collectors. It’s no ordinary profile: Tomkins structures the story around several paintings and the narratives hidden in them.

On this Monday morning, we have the Metal Machine Music Edition. Our first category is Institutional Seizures. The New York Times queried 21 arts institutions that have received funding from members of the Sackler family—whose fortunes has been fattened by the rise of Oxycontin and other morally troubling drugs—and did not get much in the way of response.

On thisFriday morning, we have the Lighting Strikes the Uffizi Edition. Our first category is,Forces of Nature. A bolt of lightning struck the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, Italy, as the New York Post tells us. Thankfully, no damage was done, and its innumerable masterpieces were unharmed. Next up,Welcome to Miami. Next week, dealers and collectors will head to Miami Beach, Florida, for the Art Basel fair and a number of satellite operations.