Today’s topics include the pros and cons of joining a cult, the strong possibility that there is only one comet, Jefferson Davis (Confederate States of America) versus Jonathan Davis (Korn), penguins, the attractiveness levels of President Lincoln and Conan O’Brien, Taco Bell (again), and asphyxiation. The episode concludes with an unsettling ghost story. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie debut their new cloud service offering, Nothing as a Service (NaaS). They discuss walmart.horse, avocados of death, neofascism, and the U.S. Supreme Court’s 2013 decision in Bowman v. Monsanto Co. They conclude by reminiscing about the rollicking good time that was air travel pre-9/11 and denouncing jingoism and creepy racist signs. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie consider nicknames for BWYF fans, the movie Supertroopers, the US Interstate Highway System, jaywalking, killing Pharaoh ants, Marie Kondo, anhedonia, dolls, and tantrums. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie take on public health policy, vaccines, high-intensity interval training, Judge Judy, Philip Zimbardo, and the tetanus experiments that society will not let Connie conduct. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie address cartoons, 90 Day Fiance, being dock blocked, the evolution of a local protest, skydiving vs. bungee jumping vs. scuba diving, utopian socialism, JNCOs, and aliens. They wrap up with a BWYFQ&A about “girl time.” Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie discuss weaponized ASMR, the prize for the one billionth podcast listener, and extending the U.S. Constitution to Canadians. They marvel at some length over their different pronunciations of words and conclude with a BWYFQ&A session featuring wife spanking, monkeys, and love triangles. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie comment on kefir, the Twinkie defense, imaginary families, the intense feels of “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” and all-night Manhattan brownout odysseys. In a segment of BWYFQ&A, a.k.a Brian Saves the World, a.k.a. Dear Brian, they answer questions originally posed to Abigail Van Buren involving fetishes and basement dwelling. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie discuss investments and retirement (in both the Animal Crossing and the non-Animal Crossing economies) and the things that tend to be wrong with STEM people, such as being the Unabomber. They drop some free business advice (you’re welcome), and Brian provides an update on his spiritual quest. They conclude by recounting near-death experiences. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Much like Colonel Mustard in the 1985 film “Clue,” Brian and Connie declare that they “can’t take any more scares” in 2020. They also discuss living for 500 years, replacing New Mexico with Brazil, incomprehensibly demoralizing big box stores, anxiety disorder, Martin Van Buren’s wild quarantine hair, and whether Trump would melt upon contact with water or saliva. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie chit-chat about tornados, Anonymous, roller skating, grease fires, and their parents’ undying enthusiasm for such topics of conversation as egress, face cords of wood, Martin Tankleff, Robert Moses, and window fans. Brian determines that he is an Übermensch. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com