*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Very Secret Diary,' in which a fragment of Voldemort's soul is flushed down a toilet, Harry's eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, and why find out why Tim Riddle was given an award for special services to the school... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 12 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Polyjuice Potion', in which Harry and Ron cosplay as Crabbe and Goyle, Hermione pussies out of the mission, and Percy is getting some Christmas nookie in the dungeons... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Duelling Club,' in which Hermione plots a heist, Harry talks to a snake, and Ernie the Hufflepuff builds a case as a good faithful... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 10 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Rogue Bludger,' in which Wagga Wagga gets a shout out, Gilderoy does more damage than a bludger, and Dumbledore and Minerva carry a statue... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 9 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Writing on the Wall,' in which Professor Binns finally teaches an interesting class, Harry returns to the scene of the crime, and Hermione hatches up the most complicated plan possible... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 8 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Deathday Party,' in which Nearly Headless Nick receives ghost mail, no one ever helps Filch out, and Myrtle has a crash out at a party with bad catering... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 7 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'Murmurs and Mudbloods,' in which Harry deals with morning Wood, Ron eats slugs, and Ginny gets busy... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'Gilderoy Lockhart', in which Ron gets a Howler, Colin Creevey paps Harry, and Professor Sprout repots a future plot device... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 5 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Whomping Willow, in which Harry and Ron go for a joy ride, Arthur created sentient life, and the Daily Prophet owls deserve a raise... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 4 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'At Flourish & Blotts', in which Harry fumbles floo powder, Lucius tries to offload some dodgy goods, and Gilderoy boosts his book sales... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.