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Join me for a break down of Chapter 9 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Writing on the Wall,' in which Professor Binns finally teaches an interesting class, Harry returns to the scene of the crime, and Hermione hatches up the most complicated plan possible... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

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Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 8 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Deathday Party,' in which Nearly Headless Nick receives ghost mail, no one ever helps Filch out, and Myrtle has a crash out at a party with bad catering... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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Join me for a break down of Chapter 7 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'Murmurs and Mudbloods,' in which Harry deals with morning Wood, Ron eats slugs, and Ginny gets busy... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'Gilderoy Lockhart', in which Ron gets a Howler, Colin Creevey paps Harry, and Professor Sprout repots a future plot device... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 5 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Whomping Willow, in which Harry and Ron go for a joy ride, Arthur created sentient life, and the Daily Prophet owls deserve a raise... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 4 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'At Flourish & Blotts', in which Harry fumbles floo powder, Lucius tries to offload some dodgy goods, and Gilderoy boosts his book sales... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Burrow', in which the Weasley boys pick some locks and toss some gnomes, Santa gets fat-shamed, and Arthur should be fired... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 2 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'Dobby's Warning', in which Vernon tells a racist joke, Dobby self-harms, and Harry gets framed for a Hover Charm... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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*This episode originally aired on Patreon in 2025*

Join me for a break down of Chapter 1 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 'The Worst Birthday', in which JK recaps the first book, Dudley is still fat, and Harry is getting the cold shoulder from the entire magical community...

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

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Join me for a break down of the Epilogue of Midnight Sun, 'An Occasion', in which Alice predicts Netflix, Bella flashes her calf, and Lauren Mallory stinks... 

'Breaking Down Bad Books' is a podcast analysing trashy bestsellers from a literary perspective. Currently breaking down Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun - a re-purposing of Twilight from Edward's POV.

Sign up to be a patron at www.patreon.com/breakingdownbadbooks for access to exclusive bonus episodes breaking down Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets every week, as well as a back catalogue analysing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

Read along with me and let me know your thoughts on Instagram @breakingdownbadbooks or email me at [email protected].

Hosted by Nathan Brown, who you can find on Instagram @nathanbrown90 or YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@nathanpatrickbrown. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/breaking-down.

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