The Bears' 2025 schedule is finally here—and the Charter crew is ready to break it all down. Ruthie Polinsky, Alex Shapiro, and Clay Harbor react to team social media rollout videos, including the Ravens’ Severance homage. Then it’s time to dive into the schedule itself: what the brutal road stretch means for the team, which matchups look most winnable (and which feel like gauntlets), and how an early bye week could actually help Ben Johnson’s new regime. Plus, the crew gives their way-too-early record predictions, debates the value of primetime slots, and hypes up what could be a wild finish to the season.