Breaking Mayberry

We meet the most crust-punk of all Andy Griffith characters in this episode, Mad Men is discussed at length, and Marty does a pretty solid Tom Waits impression. It's Season 2, Episode 6, "Opie's Hobo Friend."

Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE! https://www.facebook.com/events/311184442830383/
(Part of the Everything is Awesome/HEADstrong Comedy Festival.)

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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(NOTE: This is a re-load of episode 13, with a new intro by Marty, here in time for the holidays!)

It's Christmas and the Breaking Mayberry crew is celebrating with a special guest, Joe Wade from the hit podcast Christmas Creeps! (https://christmascreeps.com/)

Joe joins us to talk about S01EP11, "The Christmas Story", the only holiday episode in the entire Andy Griffith canon, where an old man tries to get an entire family arrested and then wants to join the party in jail. Join us for holiday hijinks and traditional Mayberry madness on this most festive of episodes! And don't forget to give us the holiday gift of shares, ratings, and reviews!

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Legal council Ian Roberts returns for our back-to-back legal episodes! Ian explains the history of "the pill" and its availability, Dan learns secrets about J Edgar Hoover, and Barney Fife accidentally gets into some cuckold/swinging shenanigans. This shit is weird, folks. It's Season 2, Episode 5, "Barney on the Rebound!"

Marty and Dan sat down again with their legal expert Ian Roberts to talk about historical financial contracts and the breakdown of the post-Civil war southern economy, all while Andy tries to keep a senile old man from being evicted.

Look, there's a lot going on in this episode, okay? It's Season 2, Episode 4, "Mayberry Goes Bankrupt!"

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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Come on down to Barney's Secret Hole, a magical place special to Barney. Is it a hole that only Barney knows about, or is it a hole where Barney's secrets are kept? No one knows, I guess. That's why it's a secret hole.

Marty and Dan try to survive election night by plowing through episodes 2 and 3 of AG Season 2. First, in "Barney's Replacement", Barney resigns from the Mayberry PD, a move that may have had more impact if we hadn't seen him do it like 15 times already. Then, in "Andy and the Lady Speeder", a woman from Washington is accused of the crimes of being a woman and having an opinion Andy doesn't like. (And also speeding.)

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty and Dan are back for Season 2, and we start with a very special episode about the dangers of bullying, and how Opie is impervious to pain.

In S02EP01 "Opie And The Bully", Opie is constantly losing his milk money to a slightly taller child, and Andy provides the best course of action: Lying to his son to put him in physical danger. Marty and Dan take on the Great British Baking Show and the evil likes of the American Milk lobbyists.

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

It's the Season 1 Finale of Breaking Mayberry, and we're closing out with our first movie episode! Going back a few years before the AG Show premiered, we're taking on 1957's "A Face In The Crowd", starring Andy Griffith as a conman drifter named Lonesome Rhodes. It's the darker side of the Mayberry coin as Marty and Dan talk about the Hollywood blacklist, Andy's cult following, and the difference between ships and boats.

Since this is the Hollywood History episode, "Join us, won't you?"

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "A Face In The Crowd" by Andy Griffith
For more on Elia Kazan, listen to Karina Longworth's You Must Remember This episode "On The Waterfront": http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/2016/5/23/on-the-waterfront-elia-kazan-blacklist-episode-13

Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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It's an ACTUAL sequel, not one we screamed into existence! When Jim Lindsey, the famous guitar player from episode 2 of our podcast returns to Mayberry, Marty and Dan have a great realization: We absolutely hate Jim Lindsey. Also, the boys have to say good-bye to their true love, Elinor Donahue, as she leaves the Andy Griffith Show never to be mentioned again. Next, Marty and Dan take on Episode 32, "Bringing Up Opie", an episode so dull that I don't even have the energy to finish this.

It's the long-awaited sequel to MANHUNT and Marty and Dan are absolutely thrilled. When an escaped criminal comes for Barney, it's a non-stop thrill ride of body-blocks and serious shocks or something like that. Look, this episode rules. Just listen.

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

In this episode, we witness a scientific miracle happening in Mayberry - the miracle of birth, but without that whole pesky part of "women" being involved. Comedy Writer Jordana Lipitz joins us for Season 1, Episode 29 "Quiet Sam." We get some new theories on Barney's days in the war, do our best Spongebob impressions and debate the merits of menstruation tents.

Then, Dan and Marty return for Season 1, Episode 28, "Andy Forecloses", in which a man is sold into indentured servitude and Opie acts like a tiny meth addict.


SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Jordana's Contently: https://jordanalipsitz.contently.com/
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds