Breaking Mayberry

I mean, the main theme of this episode is pretty much in the title, but if you want to know more, Marty and Dan stumble upon a potential real-life murder-mystery conspiracy, we meet Dr. David Banner, and Barbara Eden gets Mayberry so horny that the mayor fucking dies.

It's a double-header of Season 02 Episode 15 and 16 - "Bailey's Bad Boy" and "The Manicurist"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

It's a double header as we take on some of the grossest and the dumbest episodes down the pike of Season 2. First, Opie may or may not have burned down a barn, and Dan doesn't know how farms work in S02EP14 - "Keeper of the Flame." Then, we get a special guest star in the next episode - a giant stupid asshole who thinks women are property! hooray! It's "The Farmer Takes A Wife!" Season 2, baby!

IT'S PICKLE TIME! Marty and Dan call in a fermentation expert (Amanda Feifer of http://phickle.com/) to talk pickles to us, as we take on AG Season 2, Episode 11 - The Pickle Story. Learn about the miracles of botulism, listen to us do pickle-chewing ASMR, and find out how Andy Griffith is a shill for the corporate pickling industry.

More importantly, buy Amanda's book!

Amanda's book, "Ferment Your Vegetables!": http://phickle.com/ferment-your-vegetables/

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

This episode explains why job interviews exist, as Barney gets offered a job as sheriff of a neighboring town, and Andy does his damnedest to keep his friend from having a fulfilling career. Marty and Dan stumble on some conspiracies, debate chicken depression, and decide how much Andy Griffith had to do with the Kennedy assassination.

It's AG Season 2 Episode 12 "Sheriff Barney"
Listen to Sabrina the Teenage Watch: https://soundcloud.com/sabrina-the-teenage-watch
Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds


Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

Breaking Mayberry is on the YouTubes now. We're a cooking show. It's happening. Keep those Likes coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fU4YuPM7Ns

We're still doing Mayberry, don't worry, but this time around we brought in another show for comparison. Andy and Barney want to join a club, so do Frasier and Niles. Marty and Dan are also joining a club, whether Dan likes it or not.

It's AG S02EP10 - "The Clubmen", with bonus Frasier S02Ep18 - "The Club"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

Marty and Dan step up on the stage for the first-ever Breaking Mayberry live show!

Support South Street Cinema: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1358085566/south-street-cinema-ii

Allright, this is probably our most immature episode so far, but we had some steam to blow off, and this fruit was low-hanging. This episode is about an old woman who hooks up with travelling drifters, I don't know how else to break it to you, there it is though. Marty and Dan respond about as well as can be expected.





Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

This week, Barney does a sexism, skeet gets shot, and Marty and Dan ponder the sexual escapades of Philadelphia's many Benjamin Franklin impersonators. It's Season 2, Episode 8, "The Perfect Female."



Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE! https://www.facebook.com/events/311184442830383/
(Part of the Everything is Awesome/HEADstrong Comedy Festival.)

Donate to the South Street Cinema Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1358085566/south-street-cinema-ii?ref=project_build&fbclid=IwAR02ncksvehGQrob_fw1gdVD4rBw6H2qSLuKMnZZNVbbbYZJgaTeQ54D9hQ#

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by AskAgain: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

Okay, so about halfway through the discussion here, we realize that this episode is actually terrible and makes no sense and that's about it from there.

It's Season 2, Episode 8 "Crime-Free Mayberry"




Come and see BREAKING MAYBERRY LIVE! https://www.facebook.com/events/311184442830383/
(Part of the Everything is Awesome/HEADstrong Comedy Festival.)

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Appalachian Coal Mines" by Ask Again:http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ or email us at [email protected]
Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds