Breaking Mayberry

Oh thank god we're back in Mayberry again.

Opie doesn't get beaten, we meet Dan's imaginary friend, and a bird gets very angry.

It's Season 3, episodes 1 and 2, "Mr McBeevee" and "Andy's Rich Girlfriend."

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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

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There's a SEX DOCTOR in the house as sex educator/writer/podcast host/performer Dr. Timaree Schmit stops by to talk about the many, many cultures of Jeannie, and the worst things you can do at your local go-go dance performance. We're screaming of Jeannie with Season 1, Episode 8, "The Americanization of Jeannie"

Follow Timaree's podcasts and postings at https://sexwithtimaree.com/ (NSFW, duh.)
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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

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Friend of the show Jordana Lipsitz returns to heavily lust after Sammy Davis Junior after a cursory reading of his biography. Sammy and his clone guest-star in this episode, S02EP23, "The Greatest Entertainer In The World." In this podcast, Dan denies the moon-landing, Marty shares the secret to talking with his grandmother, and Jordana weighs in on the important question: Would you bone your clone?

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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

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Jordana's Contently: https://jordanalipsitz.contently.com/
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"Saddest Case of Celibacy In The West" podcast host Stephanie Neuerburg joins us for a rip-roaring cowboy adventure, as we take on an episode where Jeannie teleports Tony into the old west, or possibly a Westworld-style simulation? We'll debate this and also reference the first episode of Deadwood like five times.

Listen to The Saddest Case of Celibacy In The West: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-saddest-case-of-celibacy-in-the-west/id1458925690
Follow Stephanie's adventures in writing and acting: https://www.stephanieneuerburg.com/

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It's another journey into magic as USA Today 10Best Food/Travel Editor and host of WHYY's "Check Please!" Kae Lani Palmisano joins us to talk about Season 2, Episode 15 "Jeannie Breaks the Bank!"

We learn the secrets of living in a castle, Marty fanboys over space law, and Dan freaks out over phantom memories of a woman's belly-button.

Read Kae Lani's food and travel writing: https://kaelanisays.com/writing

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Syfy Fangrrrls writer and "Bitches on Comics" co-host Sara Century stops by for our second entry into the Jeannie-verse - Season 3, Episode 4, "My Turned-On Master." We try to get into Barbara Eden's DMs, critique the furnishings of fictional NASA, and let absolute power corrupt us very minutely.

Listen to Sara's podcast, Bitches on Comics: http://bitchesoncomics.com/
Read Sara's stuff online: http://www.saracentury.com/

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It's the beginning of our brand-new mini-series "Bottle Episodes", covering the magical hit I Dream of Jeannie. Our special guest, journalist/author Emily Guendelsberger stops by the studio to talk with us about musical in-jokes, worker strikes, and magically bribing a small child. It's I Dream of Jeannie Season 5, Episode 1, "Jeannie At The Keys"

Read Emily's book, "On The Clock: What Low-Wage Work Did to Me and How It Drives America Insane." https://www.littlebrown.com/titles/emily-guendelsberger/on-the-clock/9780316508995/

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Emily on Twitter: https://twitter.com/emilygee

There once was a sad man named Limpet
His goldfish - he wanted to pimp it
And then he got his wish
To have sex with a fish
Finally using his weak little shrimp bits.

There once was an actor named Knotts.
For fishes, he did have the hots.
"Fuck you, Andy" he said
"I'll make movies instead"
So he made this dumb garbage that rots.

This movie has a guy who's named Stickle.
Which everyone mistakes for "Pickle."
The writers thought "This is funny"
"This is somehow worth money!"
Yeah man, you're like Don fucking Rickles.

There were two co-hosts, Dan and Marty
Who wanted a season-end party.
But instead they got this
"It's A Man! It's A Fish!"
So the season ends on a wet fart-y.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/

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"Hey Barney! It's your cousin Virgil! Virgil Fife?! You know that uncomfortably horny Tweety Bird vibe you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!"

Marty and Dan made it to the end of Season 2, and it ends on a pair of wet farts that drive us nuts. Listen, normally I'm all funny in the descriptions here, but these seasons are so long, and I'm tired.

Stay tuned after the credits for the conclusion of Barney's Day Out, featuring Grant of Sex Archie and History Honeys.

It's Season 2, Episodes 30 & 31 "Cousin Virgil" and "Deputy Otis"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"At Rest" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Marty and Dan build a pretty airtight case for the impeachment of Sheriff Andy Taylor, but the show proceeds to Pelosi the hell out of our report. Marty watches some goats, Dan gets acting notes, and Barney Fife quotes Nabokov. Stick around to the end for Episode 3 of "Barney's Day Out" starring Erotic Don Knotts.

It's Season 2, Episode 29, "Andy on Trial"

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
End Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/
Additional Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds