Breaking Mayberry

Listen, we've been doing this for two years now, it's absolute madness that we haven't had Blue Apron call us up yet, and we're doing an episode about it!

Look, these Andy Griffith episodes are good, they're even GREAT, which means, of course, that we go out of our way to avoid talking about them.

Watch Marty and Dan try to bully their way into a sponsorship deal, with Season 3, episodes 19 and 20, "The Reunion" and "Rafe Hollister Sings"

The boys get a visit from stand-up comedian, improv guy, and host of DTF With Darryl and Timaree Darryl Charles (http://www.darrylcharlescomedy.com/) to talk about goats, goats, and more goats. Well, really, one specific goat - a goat that might explode.

Marty, Dan, and Darryl talk about the decline of goats in America, their weird little square pupils, famous goats.... really this is a goat-heavy episode, I don't know what to tell you.

Darryl on Twitter: https://twitter.com/darryldarryl_
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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky


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The Andy Griffith Show is a show about cops, and that means Breaking Mayberry is a show about a show about cops, and that means Marty and Dan have to answer a lot of hard questions.

After deliberating on this for about 20 minutes and probably still getting it wrong, we move on to an episode of the Andy Griffith Show that AG fans love, and leaves us a sweaty, tearful mess.

It's Season 3, Episode 16 "Man In A Hurry"

More about our thoughts here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-JIPjQsCg0TSHs19vBU9w5HRszWaJm1Pbb4w3HgigcI/edit?usp=sharing

A list of places to donate to help protests against police brutality: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/george-floyd-protests-bail-funds-police-brutality-black-lives-matter-1008259/

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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky


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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

Okay, quick note, for the first like 45 minutes of this episode, we sort of forget that horses, donkeys, and mules are different animals, just go with it.

It's our mid-season break episode and we're exploring the films of Don Knotts some more! It's time to watch the Apple Dumpling Gang, Gus, and The Love God?!

Or, actually, don't. Don't watch any of those things, they're bad. Listen to us instead.

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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

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Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

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We begin today's episode by pondering the moral conundrums left by Young MC in 1989's "Bust A Move" and end it by watching life turn a lonely child into a super villain. This episode goes some places.

It's Season 3, Episode 14 "One Punch Opie" and Episode 15 "Barney and the Governor"

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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

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Scenes from the upcoming episode of Breaking Mayberry.

In this episode, we learn what a bed jacket is, and how Aunt Bee makes it weird and sexual. We also meet the grossest sticky boy and yell about people who were not in movies. All that, plus a rare episode where Marty and Dan are 100% on Barney Fife's side.

It's Season 3, Episode 12 "The Bed Jacket", and Episode 13, "The Bank Job"

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/BreakingMayberry or email us at [email protected]

Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

Scenes from an upcoming extra-sticky episode of Breaking Mayberry

It's time for a WOMANHUNT as Marty and Dan meet three escaped convicts from the women's prison - and boy does the Andy Griffith Show think that's hilarious. We're talking murderous millionaires, the ins and outs of eating a banana, and long-distance gay love stories between public transit fans.

It's Season 3, Episode 11 "Convicts At Large!"

SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky

Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/BreakingMayberry or email us at [email protected]

Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks

Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds

Preview of the upcoming Breaking Mayberry where we talk about buses a lot.